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Old 03-10-05, 07:25 PM   #1
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There's nothing the matter with me, I'm as healthy as can be.
I have arthritis in both knees, and when I walk, I walk with a wheeze.
My pulse is weak, my blood is thin, but I'm awfully well for the shape i'm in.
All my teeth have had to come out, and my diet I hate to think about.
I'm overweight and I can't get thin, but i'm awfully well for the shape I'm in.
And arch supports I need for my feet, or I wouldn't be able to go out in the street.
Sleep is denied me night after night, But every morning I find I'm all right.
My memory's failing, my head's in a spin, but I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in
Old age is golden I've heard it said, but sometimes I wonder, as I go to bed.
With my ears in a drawer, my teeth in a cup, and my glasses on a shelf, until I get up.
And when sleep dims my eyes, I say to myself, "is there anything else I should lay on the shelf?"
The reason I know my youth has been spent, is my get-up-and-go has got-up-and-went!
But I really don't mind, when I think with a grin, of all the places my get-up has been.
I get up each morning and dust off my wits, pick up the paper and read the obit's.
If my name is missing, I'm therefore not dead, so I eat a good breakfast and jump back in bed.
The moral of this as the tale unfolds, is that as for me I am growing old.
It is better to say "I'm Fine" with a grin, than let people know the shape I'm in!
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Old 03-10-05, 07:39 PM   #2
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well now we all know that jacks not doin so well he had to make up a poem to lie about how he was ok ;D just kiddin jack..........unlesss u really did make it up :-X
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Old 03-11-05, 02:07 AM   #3
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Man how old are you? Of course I feel like that most of the time on a daily basis and Im only 35. 8)
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Old 03-11-05, 10:26 AM   #4
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FIREMAN,

I am real close to twice that age.

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Old 03-11-05, 05:32 PM   #5
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Never would have gone that high. Glad to see you harassing all us younger folks. 8)
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Old 03-11-05, 09:23 PM   #6
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[quote author=flfireman link=board=Tourneys;num=1110493519;start=0#4 date=03/11/05 at 15:32:06]Never would have gone that high. Glad to see you harassing all us younger folks. 8)[/quote]


Don't let him pull your leg, rumor has it he was around for the LAST supper. How about 100 times your age

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Old 03-11-05, 09:45 PM   #7
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I was born about 10,000 years ago. I saw Peter, Paul & Moses playin' "Ring-around-the Roses" and I'll whup the man that says it isn't so!
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Old 03-11-05, 09:50 PM   #8
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its not so ;D ;D
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Old 03-13-05, 10:45 AM   #9
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come on lizards we all know jackl lived in a cave and chased bison with a club and spear. last i heard that the fossil was seen chasing a bmw across town with a club. butt naked..

it has to be one of those mid western things.comes from the land being real flat.


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Old 03-13-05, 03:29 PM   #10
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ZOOKER,
That's how those damn lies get started (it was an Audi)

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Old 03-13-05, 03:51 PM   #11
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Did anyone snap a photo? Haha

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Old 03-13-05, 04:37 PM   #12
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BFG,

No one had a wide angle camera!
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Old 03-13-05, 06:55 PM   #13
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Would that be a Fred Flinstone car? ;D
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Old 03-13-05, 07:45 PM   #14
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[quote author=JackL link=board=Tourneys;num=1110493519;start=0#11 date=03/13/05 at 14:37:26]BFG,

No one had a wide angle camera![/quote]


Didn't know your A$$ was that big JackL, had you figured for a slender man, with all the clubbing and chasing I almost changed the name in my Joke to JackL, now I'm sure it would fit.















(yes I got it)

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