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A shared story
Like many, an older gentleman wanted to know if he was going to HEAVEN.
He was consumed by this question. So he went to his Priest and asked, "Father will I go to heaven when I die?" The Priest said, "I really can't tell you for I do not know." The man said, "But father can't you pray to our Lord and find out?" The Priest replied, " I don't have a direct line to God." The man said, "But Father I will compensate you well for your efforts! I will pay all the church's debts." Now how could any Priest refuse such an offer? So he told the gentleman, "I will pray. Come back in 3 days and we will talk again." On the third day the gentleman returned. The Priest told him, "I have good news and I have bad news." The gentleman said, "Well whats the good news?" "You will be going to heaven!" replied the Priest. Elated, the gentleman with great joy asked, "So whats the bad news?" "Your going today." replied the priest.
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