Welfare check

MallenManson · 03-12-10, 09:32 PM

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know...., I
just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull****tin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it

jcw1503 · 03-12-10, 09:33 PM

lmao..Thats funny

bcklash · 03-12-10, 09:41 PM

Lmao that's funny.

1/4 stick · 03-12-10, 10:17 PM

Fuuuuuunnnnnyyyy!

bamabassman · 03-12-10, 10:46 PM

Dream jpb if she has a bass boat. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Send picture of boat.

BassinNC · 03-12-10, 11:40 PM

To funny hahahahaha

MallenManson · 03-13-10, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bamabassman

Dream jpb if she has a bass boat. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Send picture of boat.

Yeah, you'd hafta introduce her to bass fishing. And if the fish ain't bitin'.......

everettvet · 03-13-10, 03:17 AM

That is very funny!!

03-12-10, 09:32 PM	#1
MallenManson BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Beulah, Michigan Posts: 6,431	Welfare check A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know...., I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive." The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull****tin' me!" The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it __________________ Bass fear me. Women pepperspray me.....

03-12-10, 09:33 PM	#2
jcw1503 BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: South Carolina Posts: 617	lmao..Thats funny __________________ The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive yet attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope....

03-12-10, 09:41 PM	#3
bcklash BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Elliston, Va. Posts: 4,372	Lmao that's funny. __________________ The soap box, the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box. keep us free:

03-12-10, 10:17 PM	#4
1/4 stick BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fayetteville, N.C. Posts: 3,529	Fuuuuuunnnnnyyyy! __________________ Just a redneck having fun. https://www.youtube.com/user/donaldvlogsify

03-12-10, 10:46 PM	#5
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	Dream jpb if she has a bass boat. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Send picture of boat. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

03-12-10, 11:40 PM	#6
BassinNC BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: albemarle, NC Posts: 788	To funny hahahahaha __________________ 138 bass in 2K10. Biggest 4LBS 14oz.

03-13-10, 03:17 AM	#8
everettvet BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Paducah, KY Posts: 730	That is very funny!!

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