japanese maple

JB · 10-14-06, 04:39 PM

so this after noon I'm sitting by the pond and letting the lab and emma wrestle in the flower garden, I'm looking around at how lasts nights
COLD weather
had knocked down everything in the yard, then realized a japanese maple tree I planted this year and have "babied" every day..was no where to be found!

Hudson our 17 wee old yellow lab chewed it up!
geesh...all that was left was a 5 inch tall trunk and a bunch of chewed up sections.
The maple was 5 feet tall yesterday , all purple and yellow from fall....guess I'll get a bigger one next spring and put a dog guard around it.

zooker · 10-14-06, 04:51 PM

it is part of owning a lab they are part goat and will chew ANY thing.. my old dog likes plastic-i don't know why- but he will chew a 5 gallon bucket apart in a couple of days..the reason i feed him in rubber horse tubs..trust me the reason he is out side is well he loved my sound system cords..

the lil female lab like sticks and will gnaw on them for hours..
again i don't know why. every body i speak too about that owns labs have the same problem..

zooker

JB · 10-14-06, 04:55 PM

tell me about it, last week the lab pup destoryed my pool skimmer for the pond, its under a big tree that drops leaves in it daily in the fall.
The pup is getting better bout crappin' in the house now tho...its down to only 1000 times a day rofl

skeeter944 · 10-14-06, 06:18 PM

rotfl! dogs are just almost like humans,they each are differant and like differant things.

flbassman · 10-15-06, 02:37 PM

When our house was built, the construction workers buried a bunchof concrete about two feet deep in a corner of the backyard. Go back there one day this summer, looking for my dogs, and find that they have a succesful rock mine

It was about three feet deep and three feet across, and they were going in, finding a nice chunk, and taking it off somewhere to chew.....

FlyRod · 10-16-06, 06:05 AM

Most Honoraber JB,

So solly hear evil Yankee Imperialist Rabrador dog mistake honoraber Japanese Maper tree for Sushi.
Soon, honoraber postperson deriver new Japanese Maper seedring to your home. Prease accept this seedring as gift flom your fan crub in Ichipussi, Japan.
In case Rabrador eat new tree I have encrosed nice recipes for cooking of dog.

Sincerery,

Huckerberry Hashimoto
Ichipussi, Japan

JB · 10-16-06, 09:56 AM

rofl~~

hudson luvs to chew, but I don;t like noodles n poodles, so slab o' lab is outa de question too, but luv yer "good engrish" flyguy rofl

Wishing2BFishing · 10-16-06, 01:31 PM

Great post, Fly Rod. I particularly like the "maple tree and sushi" analogy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlyRod

Most Honoraber JB,

So solly hear evil Yankee Imperialist Rabrador dog mistake honoraber Japanese Maper tree for Sushi.
Soon, honoraber postperson deriver new Japanese Maper seedring to your home. Prease accept this seedring as gift flom your fan crub in Ichipussi, Japan.
In case Rabrador eat new tree I have encrosed nice recipes for cooking of dog.

Sincerery,

Huckerberry Hashimoto
Ichipussi, Japan

skeeter944 · 10-17-06, 01:24 PM

flyrod is so funny!

JB · 10-17-06, 04:10 PM

A man of you worldly travels gets his mug in the good engrish news every now and then huh flyguy? (lower left front page news) rofl..you speak the language so fluently

JB · 10-17-06, 04:33 PM

of course, with that much popularity in the far east, it was only a
matter of time before flyrods endorcements on well known jap products hit the airwaves...

JB · 10-17-06, 04:47 PM

it was only a matter of time before flyguy got into the lucrative instant soup market for those "on the go japs" rofl

FlyRod · 10-17-06, 05:12 PM

FlyRod is: Afraid he's dislocated a rib (or two) from raffing so hard.
(Hmmmm...he said "honourable"...Amish...or...CANUCK!)
Could JB be an amalgam of both

..Amadian...Canish

The mind boggles

FR

Pee? Yes!: JB, you've made my day.

JB · 10-17-06, 05:14 PM

fly's even helping in the "medical field"..those japs just ruv him

FlyRod · 10-17-06, 05:19 PM

I'm gonna kill a certain partner for publishing my pic AND giving out my phone number. Better yet, I'll publish the shot I sneaked when he...never mind. After all, this IS a family forum.
BTW, guys, Reb is kinda lonely when we aren't fishing. Why not give him a call and cheer him up? Try BR-549.
One of the best threads EVAR! (SoonerFans.com spelling of "ever".)

And now, back to preparing gear for Choke Canyon.

FR

FlyRod · 10-17-06, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JB

fly's even helping in the "medical field"..those japs just ruv him

Damn! And Ms. Plugg isn't available tonight...private joke.
FR

Rebbasser · 10-18-06, 01:54 PM

JB, ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!

Skeeter, try sharing a boat with Flyrod-sometimes it is hard to fish due to laughing so hard.

JB · 10-18-06, 01:59 PM

thanks reb!

I need a better screen for my work at home, once I view the pics here at work on my new plasma IBM screen, I see all kinds of flaws, like flyrods right arm still had green from the bass on it, but it was FUN doing
"good engrish" rofl

zooker · 10-18-06, 04:57 PM

lmao..

jb the photo shopper..

zooker

FlyRod · 10-19-06, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zooker

lmao..

jb the photo shopper..

zooker

Wait'll FOX NEWS reports (in a fair and balanced manner) on "FlyRod, The Axe Murderer".

CarpMan · 10-19-06, 10:39 AM

Couldn't resist.

JB · 10-19-06, 10:46 AM

is that ol becky or polly carpie?

DEbass'n · 10-19-06, 11:10 AM

me not rike those japanese anarogies they not make me raugh

JB · 10-20-06, 10:47 AM

DE,
at least these japs thought it rus funny ..rofl

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flbassman · 10-20-06, 12:02 PM

^^^^^^^ That ruined my day.

10-14-06, 04:39 PM	#1
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	japanese maple so this after noon I'm sitting by the pond and letting the lab and emma wrestle in the flower garden, I'm looking around at how lasts nights COLD weather had knocked down everything in the yard, then realized a japanese maple tree I planted this year and have "babied" every day..was no where to be found! Hudson our 17 wee old yellow lab chewed it up! geesh...all that was left was a 5 inch tall trunk and a bunch of chewed up sections. The maple was 5 feet tall yesterday , all purple and yellow from fall....guess I'll get a bigger one next spring and put a dog guard around it.

10-14-06, 04:51 PM	#2
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	it is part of owning a lab they are part goat and will chew ANY thing.. my old dog likes plastic-i don't know why- but he will chew a 5 gallon bucket apart in a couple of days..the reason i feed him in rubber horse tubs..trust me the reason he is out side is well he loved my sound system cords.. the lil female lab like sticks and will gnaw on them for hours.. again i don't know why. every body i speak too about that owns labs have the same problem.. zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

10-15-06, 02:37 PM	#5
flbassman BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Jacksonville Florida Posts: 2,840	When our house was built, the construction workers buried a bunchof concrete about two feet deep in a corner of the backyard. Go back there one day this summer, looking for my dogs, and find that they have a succesful rock mine It was about three feet deep and three feet across, and they were going in, finding a nice chunk, and taking it off somewhere to chew..... __________________ R.I.P. Zooker

10-16-06, 09:56 AM	#7
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	rofl~~ hudson luvs to chew, but I don;t like noodles n poodles, so slab o' lab is outa de question too, but luv yer "good engrish" flyguy rofl Last edited by JB; 10-16-06 at 01:36 PM.

10-17-06, 04:10 PM	#10
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	most honorable flyrod...... A man of you worldly travels gets his mug in the good engrish news every now and then huh flyguy? (lower left front page news) rofl..you speak the language so fluently

10-14-06, 04:55 PM	#3
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	tell me about it, last week the lab pup destoryed my pool skimmer for the pond, its under a big tree that drops leaves in it daily in the fall. The pup is getting better bout crappin' in the house now tho...its down to only 1000 times a day rofl

10-14-06, 06:18 PM	#4
skeeter944 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Somewhere in South Carolina Posts: 2,377	rotfl! dogs are just almost like humans,they each are differant and like differant things.

10-16-06, 06:05 AM	#6
FlyRod BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,270	Most Honoraber JB, So solly hear evil Yankee Imperialist Rabrador dog mistake honoraber Japanese Maper tree for Sushi. Soon, honoraber postperson deriver new Japanese Maper seedring to your home. Prease accept this seedring as gift flom your fan crub in Ichipussi, Japan. In case Rabrador eat new tree I have encrosed nice recipes for cooking of dog. Sincerery, Huckerberry Hashimoto Ichipussi, Japan

10-17-06, 01:24 PM	#9
skeeter944 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Somewhere in South Carolina Posts: 2,377	flyrod is so funny!

10-17-06, 04:33 PM	#11
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	of course, with that much popularity in the far east, it was only a matter of time before flyrods endorcements on well known jap products hit the airwaves...

10-17-06, 04:47 PM	#12
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	it was only a matter of time before flyguy got into the lucrative instant soup market for those "on the go japs" rofl

10-17-06, 05:12 PM	#13
FlyRod BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,270	FlyRod is: Afraid he's dislocated a rib (or two) from raffing so hard. (Hmmmm...he said "honourable"...Amish...or...CANUCK!) Could JB be an amalgam of both..Amadian...Canish The mind boggles FR Pee? Yes!: JB, you've made my day.

10-17-06, 05:14 PM	#14
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	fly's even helping in the "medical field"..those japs just ruv him

10-17-06, 05:19 PM	#15
FlyRod BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,270	I'm gonna kill a certain partner for publishing my pic AND giving out my phone number. Better yet, I'll publish the shot I sneaked when he...never mind. After all, this IS a family forum. BTW, guys, Reb is kinda lonely when we aren't fishing. Why not give him a call and cheer him up? Try BR-549. One of the best threads EVAR! (SoonerFans.com spelling of "ever".) And now, back to preparing gear for Choke Canyon. FR

10-18-06, 01:54 PM	#17
Rebbasser BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 10,141	JB, ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! Skeeter, try sharing a boat with Flyrod-sometimes it is hard to fish due to laughing so hard. __________________ It's happened to the best of them: John 21:3

10-18-06, 01:59 PM	#18
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	thanks reb! I need a better screen for my work at home, once I view the pics here at work on my new plasma IBM screen, I see all kinds of flaws, like flyrods right arm still had green from the bass on it, but it was FUN doing "good engrish" rofl

10-18-06, 04:57 PM	#19
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	lmao.. jb the photo shopper.. zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

10-19-06, 10:39 AM	#21
CarpMan BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 676	Couldn't resist.

10-19-06, 10:46 AM	#22
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	is that ol becky or polly carpie?

10-19-06, 11:10 AM	#23
DEbass'n BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Laurel, DE Posts: 156	me not rike those japanese anarogies they not make me raugh __________________ A bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work, unless fishing is your work!!!

10-20-06, 10:47 AM	#24
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	DE, at least these japs thought it rus funny ..rofl jap version of "ace and gary" heh click for ace and gary cartoon Last edited by JB; 10-20-06 at 12:47 PM.

10-20-06, 12:02 PM	#25
flbassman BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Jacksonville Florida Posts: 2,840	^^^^^^^ That ruined my day. __________________ R.I.P. Zooker

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