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Old 04-11-12, 01:06 PM   #1
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Default Don't you hate it when......

1) your wenus gets cold.

2) your wenus gets sunburned.

3) your wenus gets wet.

4) your wenus gets stiff.

5) skin is torn off your wenus.

6) you bang your wenus.

7) someone grabs you by your wenus.

8) your wenus is showing.

9) you're told to get your wenus off the table.

10) someone tells you their wenus is bigger than yours.

11) someone is playing with their wenus.

12) your wenus itches.


Be proud of your Wenus!!!!!
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Old 04-11-12, 02:05 PM   #2
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I got tennis wenus.
Seems to bother my balls more. Tennis balls folks

Almost told you I'm willing to pay the right young lady for 3,4,6 and 7
but the u in the spelling gave it away.

Smitty I'll confess...like any word I hear and don't know the meaning...I had to look it up. One of it's uses was listed as confusing someone into believing your talking about something else. Thats part of the Dictionary explanation of the word.
That's a riot.
Thanks Smitty!
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Old 04-11-12, 07:27 PM   #3
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I'm always getting told to get my wenus off the table. Personally, I don't see whats the big deal. It's not like it's getting in anyones way.
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Old 04-13-12, 10:13 AM   #4
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Multiple spellings include wenis, weenus, and weenis. It's not a true medical term but it is used in a joking way to name the skin at the elbow.

I'm shocked with this group there weren't anymore responses or additions to my list......
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Old 04-13-12, 12:22 PM   #5
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I hate it when you bang your wenus,crazybone hurts like a (*%$
Having a bigger one just be easier to bang,and if you had placed it on the table where i grew up be missing a wenus,and a very large pumpknot where it used to be.
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Old 04-15-12, 07:28 PM   #6
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Ok. I hate it when I lean my weenus out the truck window and it gets hit by a big nasty bug.
I hate it when my weenus cracks.
I hate it when everyone wants to compare weenuses.
I hate it when a dog nips at my weenus.
I hate it when I fall on my weenus.
I hate it when my weenus gets a scab on it.
I hate it when my weenus gets sticky.
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Old 04-15-12, 09:45 PM   #7
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lmfao!!

Memories of 5th grade all over again!
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Old 04-16-12, 01:00 PM   #8
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I hate it when my weenus gets sticky.
Nobody likes a sticky weenus.......
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Old 04-16-12, 06:05 PM   #9
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<<<not gonna say it..........nope...........not gonna say it............
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No weenus roast for me,would rather grill steaks
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Old 04-20-12, 01:14 PM   #11
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<<<not gonna say it..........nope...........not gonna say it............
C'mon say it!!! Big sissy!!!
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Old 04-23-12, 02:30 PM   #12
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I'm keeping quiet on this one too....
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Old 04-23-12, 05:56 PM   #13
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ok smitty.........yer gal likes it when MY weenus is sticky.
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