I know, I know, I'm in trouble

bcklash · 05-31-09, 07:05 PM

Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
----------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men
Until they can walk down the street with a bald head
And a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
To the select few women who can handle it!

I built a kennel because I'm to big for a dog house.

1/4 stick · 05-31-09, 07:42 PM

Once again, sad, but true.

bamabassman · 05-31-09, 09:19 PM

oh no lash. yep ol pal...........you're in trouble. hahahahahahaha. love it though huh?

MallenManson · 05-31-09, 09:44 PM

Good stuff. The best I've heard lately is....

A woman walks in on her Polish husband who's holding a gun to his head. She starts laughing hysterically and the husband says "What are YOU laughin at? You're next!"

aikenyounggun · 06-01-09, 05:42 PM

want to hear a good joke?

women's right

sorry just had to put that out there

Bassboss · 06-01-09, 06:02 PM

Wow! That was great!

ROTFLOL!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by aikenyounggun

want to hear a good joke?

women's right

sorry just had to put that out there

Wanna here a better one!

......

George bush!

Jim80 · 06-01-09, 07:03 PM

that was great man thanks .

jim

Bo Dale James Jr. · 06-01-09, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bassboss

Wow! That was great!

ROTFLOL!!

Wanna here a better one!

......

George bush!

Another noob for the Iggy List...yeah we are soooooo much better off, with out George.....Life is great, you don't have to worry about anything right?

MallenManson · 06-01-09, 07:28 PM

Not even gonna touch that one

bcklash · 06-01-09, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MallenManson

Not even gonna touch that one

More pepperspray won't hurt ya!!!!!!

MallenManson · 06-01-09, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bcklash

More pepperspray won't ya!!!!!!

Now there's a spice I haven't tried yet

1/4 stick · 06-01-09, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MallenManson

Now there's a spice I haven't tried yet

Keep driving the way you do and you will.

sorry.. it was there man. Might aswell sit a bone in front of a dog and tell him not to touch it. lol

Bubba_Bruiser · 06-02-09, 05:41 PM

Now is the tough part. To get them to believe and accept these truths in life.

REDBULLCUBAN · 06-08-09, 11:13 AM

haha good stuff there

05-31-09, 07:05 PM	#1
bcklash BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Elliston, Va. Posts: 4,372	I know, I know, I'm in trouble Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ----------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. ----------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ----------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....' ----------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ---------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. -- -------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. ---------------------------------------------------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to. ------------------------------------------------------ Women will never be equal to men Until they can walk down the street with a bald head And a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. ------------------------------------------------------ Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and To the select few women who can handle it! I built a kennel because I'm to big for a dog house. __________________ The soap box, the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box. keep us free:

05-31-09, 07:42 PM	#2
1/4 stick BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fayetteville, N.C. Posts: 3,529	Once again, sad, but true. __________________ Just a redneck having fun. https://www.youtube.com/user/donaldvlogsify

05-31-09, 09:19 PM	#3
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	oh no lash. yep ol pal...........you're in trouble. hahahahahahaha. love it though huh? __________________ so many lures, so little time.

05-31-09, 09:44 PM	#4
MallenManson BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Beulah, Michigan Posts: 6,431	Good stuff. The best I've heard lately is.... A woman walks in on her Polish husband who's holding a gun to his head. She starts laughing hysterically and the husband says "What are YOU laughin at? You're next!" __________________ Bass fear me. Women pepperspray me.....

06-01-09, 05:42 PM	#5
aikenyounggun BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: aiken, SC Posts: 2,051	want to hear a good joke? women's right sorry just had to put that out there __________________ <>< Rather be Fishing ><>

06-01-09, 07:03 PM	#7
Jim80 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Thomaston CT Posts: 3,862	that was great man thanks . jim __________________ In memory of Zooker 1/11/73-7/2/2010. You will be sorely missed and never forgotten.

06-01-09, 07:28 PM	#9
MallenManson BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Beulah, Michigan Posts: 6,431	Not even gonna touch that one __________________ Bass fear me. Women pepperspray me.....

06-02-09, 05:41 PM	#13
Bubba_Bruiser BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: South MS Posts: 3,659	Now is the tough part. To get them to believe and accept these truths in life. __________________ \,,,,/ ROCK ON! HRN4L!

06-08-09, 11:13 AM	#14
REDBULLCUBAN BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Punta Gorda, FL Posts: 245	haha good stuff there __________________ Ill keep my Money, Freedom, & Guns You keep the change!

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