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Old 04-01-13, 10:11 AM   #1
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Default Three contracors bid to repair the Whit House fence...

One is from Chicago, one from Tennessee, and one from Minnesota.



All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.



The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.

"Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."



The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, and then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."



The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700". The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"



The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, And we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."



"Done!" replies the government official.



And that, my friends, is how the stimulus plan works. God Bless America!
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Old 04-01-13, 10:25 AM   #2
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Hate to admit.
I found this funny....until I realized....this is the way it works except bama may prefer an illegal resident to smuggle the materials in for the Tenn. gentleman.
Once project is finished the illegal can stay because another job may come up that needs a smuggler and maybe 'it' wont be able to find an AMERICAN CITIZEN to do it.

Once this is done the IDIOT can ad another holiday that I WILL NEVER, EVER acknowledge!

Atheist piece of CRAP!
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Old 04-01-13, 10:32 AM   #3
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Hate to admit.
I found this funny....until I realized....this is the way it works except bama may prefer an illegal resident to smuggle the materials in for the Tenn. gentleman.
Once project is finished the illegal can stay because another job may come up that needs a smuggler and maybe 'it' wont be able to find an AMERICAN CITIZEN to do it.

Once this is done the IDIOT can ad another holiday that I WILL NEVER, EVER acknowledge!

Atheist piece of CRAP!
I'm confused........
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http://theconservativemonster.com/?p=7859

Supplied from Tom.
Thank you Tom.
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That clears it up a little bit....I think....lol
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hahahaha, truth mallen....truth.....
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John, I have actually seen and hefted, the famous $600 Aircraft toilet seats the government pays for.
Amazing how expensive a Mil Spec number costs.......
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