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Old 03-16-05, 10:18 PM   #1
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REDNECK VASECTOMY

After having their 11th child, an redneck couple decided that was
enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and
his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a 'vasectomy'
that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly
alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb,
(fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then
hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The Alabamian said to the >doctor, "I may not be the sharpest tool
in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
Â* Â* Â* Â* "1"
Â* Â* Â* Â* "2"
Â* Â* Â* Â* "3"
Â* Â* Â* Â* "4"
Â* Â* Â* Â* "5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
resumed counting on his other hand...

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Old 03-16-05, 10:32 PM   #2
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Uh yeah, all you texans can go to hell.
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Old 03-17-05, 12:25 AM   #3
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ROFLMAO!!!
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Old 03-17-05, 12:58 AM   #4
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LMAO ;D ;D ;D ;D what made it funnier was WTL's reply
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Old 03-17-05, 02:43 AM   #5
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Does it work though? Im on my fourth and that sounds better than standing in font of xray machines. 8)
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Old 03-17-05, 10:48 AM   #6
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BFG,

What WTL doesn't realize is that you people in Texas are already there! (Or is it just the heat and humidity that makes it seem that way?)
It's a joke, dammit! Put the tar bucket back in the shed.

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Old 03-17-05, 03:12 PM   #7
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An old woman called the Fire Department and screamed "Help, there are two naked bikers climbing up the side of my house, trying to get into my bedroom!"

The dispatcher said, "You have the wrong department, I'll connect you to the Police Department"

The old woman screamed, "NO, it's you I want, they need a longer ladder!" ;D
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