Stupid Warnings/Labels

[BigBassin144]

On a Bicycle: Revoming wheel can inluence performance of bike. (ya think?)

On Sear's Hairdryer box: Do not use while sleeping (Man, that's the only time I've got to do my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner!! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifters special.)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving Suggestion: Defrost (but it's just a suggestion)

On Tesco's Tiramasu Dessert (printed on bottom): Do not turn upside down. (whoops, too late: you lose!)

on Marks and Spencer Bread pudding: Warning: product will be hot after heating. (no sh!t)

On packaging of Rowenta Iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (Whose body?)

On Childrens cough medicine: Do not drive a car or operate heavy machinery after taking this medication. (Rosie, sweetie, don't use the forklift today. Mommy gave you medicine.)

On Nytol Sleep aid: Warning, May cause drowsiness. (one would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas Lights: For indoor and outdoor use only. (as opposed to use in outer space?!)

On an American Airlines pack of Peanuts: Directions: open packet, eat nuts. (and think, someone got paid money to think of that)

on a Swedish chainsaw: do not attemp to stop chainsaw with you hands. (nuff said...)

on a Korean Cutlery set: Keep out of Children. (I think something was lost in the translation... I just can't put my finger on it though...)






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[Jim80]

that was good gotta love comon sense

[BigBassin144]

Here's some more:

On a blanket from taiwan:
not to be used as protection from a tornado

On a cardboard windshield sun shade:
"Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place."

On an infant's bathtub:
Do not throw baby out with bath water.

On a package of Fisherman's Friend(R) throat lozenges:
Not meant as substitute for human companionship.

On a Magic 8 Ball:
Not advised for use as a home pregnancy test.

On a roll of Life Savers:
Not for use as a flotation device.

On a refrigerator:
Refrigerate after opening.

On a disposable razor:
Do not use this product during an earthquake.

On a handgun:
Not recommended for use as a nutcracker.

On pantyhose:
Not to be used in the commission of a felony.

On a piano:
Harmful or fatal if swallowed.

On a can of Fix-a-Flat:
Not to be used for breast augmentation.

On a Pentium chip:
If this product exhibits errors, the manufacturer will replace it
for a $2-shipping and a $3-handling charge, for a total of $4.97.

On work gloves:
For best results, do not leave at crime scene.

On a palm sander:
Not to be used to sand palms.

On a calendar:
Use of term "Sunday" for reference only.
No meteorological warranties express or implied.

On Odor Eaters:
Do not eat.

On a blender:
Not for use as an aquarium.

On a revolving door:
Passenger compartments for individual use only.

On a microscope:
Objects are smaller and less alarming than they appear.

On children's alphabet blocks:
Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and
sentences that may be deemed offensive.

On a wet suit:
Capacity, 1.










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