09-03-08, 10:38 AM
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911 - What's your emergency?
911 operator: 911, What's your emergency?
Man: Yeah....um....My wife got attacked by a warthog real bad and I need someone to come up with an ambulance and pick her up. 911 operator: OK sir, can you give me your address? Man: Yeah, we are at 1825 Eucalyptus Drive. 911 operator: OK, can you spell that for me sir? Man: Uhhhh..................I'm gonna drag her on over to Oak Street and you can pick her up there. |
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09-03-08, 11:07 AM
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Good stuff F&G.. lmao
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09-03-08, 04:35 PM
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Nice! funny stuff there FnG.
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09-03-08, 06:02 PM
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hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
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09-03-08, 09:47 PM
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a blonde calls 911 and says "my house is on fire! please hurry!"
911 operator says "ok, how do we get there?" the blonde screams back, "the big red truck!" duh |
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