Goobers

[bassfisher14]

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he
is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about eight
times. At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do not eat the peanuts themselves , whereupon she replies that it is not possible because
of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them.
"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled Whereupon the old lady answers,

"We just love the chocolate around them."

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[ryan7261]

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Christmas Cop Â*

On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light, and next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.
The cop said to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid said, "Yeah."

The cop said, "Well, next year, tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike."

The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid took the ticket.

Before he rode off he said, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop said, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the d#$k underneath the horse, instead of on top.

How you like this I thought it was killer.

Â*Robby.

[fredhatch]

Booger thats just disgusting, Zilla that one is being emailed to about 15-20 of my favorite cops. 8)

[IL.bassin36]

Booger, thats just wrong ;D ;DChristmas cop-LMAO

[BassNva]

never eating peanuts again :P

[ryan7261]

Two men were out fishing, when they found a lamp floating in the water. One of the men picked it up and rubbed it, causing a genie to explode from the lamp. Unfortunately, it was a very low-level genie and could only grant one wish. The men thought for a few minutes and then wished for the entire lake to be made of the best beer in the world.
With a poof! the wish was granted. All of a sudden, one of the men got really angry.

"Dammit! Now we have to piss in the boat!" :-/


Robby.

[ryan7261]

Fishing for a Week

A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away, so can you pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas? I'll be home in an hour to pick them up."
He hurries home, grabs everything and rushes off.

A week later he returns. His wife asks, "Did you have a good trip?"

"Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas."

"Oh no I didn't. I put them in your tackle box."



Robby.

[IL.bassin36]

Doh Going through the Big "D" don't mean Dallas

[fredhatch]

Thats gotta hurt. Remember always check your tackle box. Thats why my gear is in my truck all the time. 8)

[socalbasser]

That Christmas Cop one will go down as a classic!

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