25 reasons you know you have grown up

[fisherwoman]

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a bunk bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favourite song in a shopping centre.
6. You watch the 6.30 news, Current Affairs and then the ABC.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 20.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take weekend naps from noon
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a Yeeros at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the Chemist for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home and not at a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.
Then you forward it to a bunch of old friend's cause you know they'll enjoy it & do the same.
BONUS: When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh S*$# What Happened?"

[Rob Mak]

i think i had done or said about half of them. -no sure what yiro's are- but then again i was told that i "could not be more than 25" i looked at this person and repiled "sir them's is grey hairs i aint blonde but a red head"


zooker

[fisherwoman]

spelt wrong(fixed), should be yeeros, a greek kebab ie: flat bread with salad, lamb etc. with yoghurt sauce & whatever else you want in there. great after you knock the top off a few cold & frothy ones..

[Rob Mak]

well even nasty tasting food turns fairly decent after a few cold ones. those sound almost like taco bell burritos.
err. minus the lamb -not fond of mutton.



zooker

[Infisherman1]

felix,
I know what you're talking about. They're called Gyro's in the US.

[fredhatch]

Felix, I almost hate you. Dammit I read everyone and just shook my head. Gyros are actually really good Zook. Man, now Im gonna have to find one for lunch tomm. 8)

[redneck13]

Man, how dspressing! It sounds like the story of my life.

[OhioBass]

I do 90% percent of those things