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Old 04-12-05, 08:05 PM   #1
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Default For all you Grandpas

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.

He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa"

The cop asked, "What's he like?"

The little boy replied, "Jack Daniels and women with big boobs."


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Old 04-12-05, 08:15 PM   #2
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pretty funny :P
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Old 04-12-05, 08:56 PM   #3
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felix, you are full of jokes ;D
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Old 04-12-05, 09:07 PM   #4
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i prefer absolute vodka. 8)and the other thing(s) there.
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Old 04-12-05, 09:09 PM   #5
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I am with you there Tom. Absolute, Sky and Grey Goose are my favorites

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Old 04-12-05, 09:26 PM   #6
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we'll have to go drinking some time...lol
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Old 04-12-05, 11:14 PM   #7
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I'll have some Famous Grouse on the rocks...

(This thread is getting hijacked into an AA type deal)
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Old 04-13-05, 09:33 PM   #8
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got it WTL, it is brewed from the corn, or the stem things that produce corn. BTW, i know all of this by watching a documentery on moonshine on the discovery channel.
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Old 04-15-05, 11:34 PM   #9
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02 that's just out of line! When people start talking about drinks, interupting with logical thinking is uncalled for. You'll learn this in about 6-7 years. OOOOOHHHHH! Sky w/ cranberry, sky w/ red bull. Grey Goose in the freezer, only for the special people in my life... ME! 8)
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Old 04-17-05, 10:11 AM   #10
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[quote author=bassfisher02 link=board=Tourneys;num=1113347143;start=0#7 date=04/13/05 at 20:33:51]got it WTL, it is brewed from the corn, or the stem things that produce corn. BTW, i know all of this by watching a documentery on moonshine on the discovery channel. [/quote]

uh huh thats what they all say ;D
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Old 04-17-05, 10:18 AM   #11
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i dont even think i could handle something along the lines of 100% proof or something like that. and i dont think im a gunna find out.
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Old 04-17-05, 10:50 PM   #12
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Don't ever start 02, alcohol is the leading contributor to dumb posts on this board.
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Old 04-17-05, 10:52 PM   #13
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[quote author=bassfisher02 link=board=Tourneys;num=1113347143;start=0#10 date=04/17/05 at 09:18:05]i dont even think i could handle something along the lines of 100% proof or something like that. and i dont think im a gunna find out.[/quote]

You don't measur it along the lines of 100% proof. 100% means that it is pure alcohol. 100 proof means its half alcohol. Take the proof and divide by 2 to get the percentage of alcohol in the drink. And no, I don't drink and never have.
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Old 04-17-05, 11:20 PM   #14
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well that cleared everything up hula, never have or will drink alcohol. i have seen what it can do to, alot of bad memories at the hands of alcohol. alot of personal memories.
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Old 04-18-05, 10:43 AM   #15
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Alcohol always makes me want to dance. At least I thought I was dancin' until someone stepped on my fingers.

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Old 04-18-05, 06:31 PM   #16
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02
that is what we said that is HUGE load of bull. and trust me 02 getting drunk was the lesser of my evils. i have been thru the ringer more times than i actully want to count..


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