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Old 07-12-09, 04:23 PM   #101
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depends pal..........if it ain't you can always say it wasn't you cause she didn't see ya right? then you can get angry and ask who else is there....thus her fault right?
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Old 07-12-09, 07:58 PM   #102
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Buy Magnum condoms and go through her check out line
I get magnum xxls. They come in a pizza box.
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Old 07-12-09, 08:14 PM   #103
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A nice option if you're concerned with HER pleasure would be the French Wiggler
"Harry, I want you to sell me a condom - in fact, today I think I'll have a french tickler, for I am a Protestant!"
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Old 07-12-09, 08:17 PM   #104
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I get magnum xxls. They come in a pizza box.
You want cheese on that?
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Old 07-12-09, 08:18 PM   #105
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"Harry, I want you to sell me a condom - in fact, today I think I'll have a french tickler, for I am a Protestant!"
I am sure I've seen it but can't place it
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Old 07-12-09, 08:22 PM   #106
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I am sure I've seen it but can't place it
Sounds like a personal problem to me.
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Old 07-12-09, 08:27 PM   #107
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Sounds like a personal problem to me.
It would. To you.....
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Old 07-13-09, 07:45 AM   #108
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well so far so good guys
i went and picked her up yesteday at 11 or so and we kinda sat and talked there at her house, came back here, and ate with my entire family and they all loved her. then we talked till like 3 o'clock and finnaly we went to my room and she was easily entertained my an etch a sketch
so while she was sitting on my bed, i laid my head on her lap and she started playing with my hair and put me to sleep lol

then her mom txted her and wanted her to come home and it was already 6 but she said i could come stay there if i wanted, so i ended up staying till 9:30.
Her and and i get along really well. much more so than any other g/fs dad. He's into cars, fishing and hunting. just so happens that i'm into cars, fishing and hunting.
But, i needed to leave, because i have football practice this morning at 8, and she wanted me to come back soon, so i'm supposed to be there at 12 today

Saturday i leave for a week long camp, and come back the next saturday, then monday i leave to go camping for 2 days and stay in charleston for 2 days. the day that we leave camping for charleston she goes to florida for a week, so we wont get to see eachother that much for close to two weeks
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Old 07-13-09, 07:55 AM   #109
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THE BOY IS IN TROUBLE-IN LOVE-IN HEAT. He don't stand a chance.
Good luck stud, she's a pretty girl.
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Old 07-13-09, 08:36 AM   #110
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is that a good thing or bad thing bama?

heyy..whered it go?
yyyyeah...i believe if she says that, ur best bet is to just get up and walk out! lol
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Old 07-13-09, 10:56 AM   #111
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thanks

hmm, seems like ol wesley dosent say anything about her
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Old 07-13-09, 05:08 PM   #112
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hmm, seems like ol wesley dosent say anything about her
haha...dont wanna get in trouble wit kota. lol

but u done good. shes pretty cute
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Way to go, MrP! And remember, absence makes the heart grow fonder....or some such nonsense! Just kiddin, good job, pal, you definitely know how to pick 'em
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oh it does.

i hate having to leave.

it took us 15 minutes today lol. spent most of the day over there today, going back wedensday after work, to a movie

and yeah looks like kotas a keeper for ya. haha
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Old 07-13-09, 11:34 PM   #115
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oh it does.

i hate having to leave.

it took us 15 minutes today lol. spent most of the day over there today, going back wedensday after work, to a movie

and yeah looks like kotas a keeper for ya. haha
can u say WHIPPED!!! damn son, if she stops short your heads gonna disappear. lol jk

yeah shes aight. dont tell her i said that though...lol
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Old 07-14-09, 12:52 AM   #116
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"Harry, I want you to sell me a condom - in fact, today I think I'll have a french tickler, for I am a Protestant!"
I am not sure that Monty Python and the meaning of life is the best place to get his advice. Of course, this is a guy who asked us for advice, so it can't hurt.

I guess it could be worse, you could have quoted the life of brian.
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Old 07-14-09, 12:55 AM   #117
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Mr. P,

I will let you in on 1 secret, perhaps the only thing I honestly know about women.
The anticipation is always more stressful than the event. It starts with asking a woman out, and only gets worse from there. From dating to marriage and even beyond.

I would say that you did the most important thing, you were yourself. Follow that plan with every aspect of your life, and you will do fine.
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Old 07-14-09, 01:12 AM   #118
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What cassidyta said with one thing added. The best advice about women is not to ask for advice. No matter how old and experianced a man get's, he'll never figure out the perfect formula to women. The best he can do is find a woman that loves him enough to overlook his stupidity in the matter, gives him an A for effort, and hopefully doesn't take advantage of his stoogeness. (good luck on that last one. )
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Old 07-14-09, 07:42 AM   #119
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well you have that right 1/4. we both act stupid at time, yet we overlook it in eachother.
Today is going to see wierd with her not being around, but i'll make it until tommorrow.
Even worse is i leave saturday for a week long camp. from the 18-25th. then i'm gone the 27-31st and while i'm gone, she leaves the 29th and comes back the 3rd. so that'll be a difficult stretch, but we'll make it. i'll be back on friday, and she'll be back monday night, so i wont be here without her that long.
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That'll just make her that much prettier each time you finally get to see her again.
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Old 07-14-09, 09:39 AM   #121
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Photog...just remember one simple rule...men are stupid when it comes to romance. It's like we're playing a game with them, but they brought the ball. They can just take it and go home, and there's not that much we can do about it. But that's a good thing...because if we waited around for them to make an *** of themselves enough to get our attention, the human race would die out. Women do not like being embarassed....ever.

My proof...when I was a teenager, I had a totally beautiful girl ask me if I wanted to go to a basketball game with her. My response? "Who's playing?" She frowned. I was puzzled.

The truth is, I didn't even realize she was asking me out on a date, but she pretty much never even talked to me for a long time after that, though she worked in the mall 30 feet from me. Now I may be more stupid than average, but we're all stupid as far as women are concerned. It's okay though...if she likes you, you can be as stupid as you want.
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can u say WHIPPED!!! damn son, if she stops short your heads gonna disappear. lol jk

yeah shes aight. dont tell her i said that though...lol
whos aight? kota or chelsea?
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You gotta go with the grumpy old men saying (Of all the fish in the sea your the only one I want to mount over my fireplace)

Just my .02

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You gotta go with the grumpy old men saying (Of all the fish in the sea your the only one I want to mount over my fireplace)

Just my .02

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That is one seriously classic line right there
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haha, well she dosent like the mounted animals, cause she thinks there always looking at her. lol

she gets nervous when people look at her and she starts laughing lol but shes a sweetheart, and the best thing ever to happen to the Photographer
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