Bass Fishing HomeBass Fishing Forums

Go Back   BassFishin.Com Forums > Additional Categories > Non-Fishing Related Talk

Reply
 
Thread Tools Rate Thread Display Modes
Old 07-30-13, 06:00 AM   #1
joedog
BassFishin.Com Super Veteran
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545
Posts: 3,415
Default 12783.75 days ago today.....

Jrob was born.........but who's counting?

Joe you have the very best day you possible can!!!!

Quick Joe Tale....

Joe works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says,' Hey Joe, how ya doin?'

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.' Oh no,' says Joe.' He's on my bowling team.'

When they are seated, a waitress asks Joe if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says,' You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser.'

'No honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them.'

A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Joe.' Hi Joey,' she says,' Want your usual table dance?'

Joe's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Joe follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts screaming at him.

The cabby turns his head and says,' Looks like you picked up a real B**** tonight, Joe.'
__________________
"Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that."

Last edited by joedog; 07-30-13 at 06:19 AM.
joedog is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-13, 06:41 AM   #2
keithdog
BassFishin.Com Premier Elite
 
keithdog's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: IN
Posts: 8,308
Default

Have a great birthday Jorob!
__________________
Just one more cast, and then some!
keithdog is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-13, 09:03 AM   #3
bassboogieman
BassFishin.Com Super Veteran
 
bassboogieman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Parkesburg, Pa.
Posts: 3,762
Default

I'm impressed Joe, you even accounted for "leap year". Anyway back to the original thought - Happy Birthday Joe. Cake and Budweiser, anyone?
bassboogieman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-13, 10:26 AM   #4
carolina-rig-01
BassFishin.Com Premier Elite
 
carolina-rig-01's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Webb City, MO
Posts: 6,387
Default

Happy birthday buddy! Hope you have a great one.
__________________
You only live once. But if you do it right, once is enough.
carolina-rig-01 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-13, 10:51 AM   #5
WatterBoy
BassFishin.Com Super Veteran
 
WatterBoy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Owatonna, MN
Posts: 2,280
Default

Hope you have an AWESOME birthday, Joe!
WatterBoy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-13, 01:17 PM   #6
Bassboss
BassFishin.Com Premier Elite
 
Bassboss's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Shawano, WI
Posts: 7,761
Default

Happy birthday Bud! Hope you get out there and wet a line!
__________________
If you can't fix it with heavy squats or fish oil, you're probably going to die.
Bassboss is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-13, 06:04 PM   #7
Jrob78
BassFishin.Com Super Veteran
 
Jrob78's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 4,671
Default

Thanks guys, I really appreciate it! I wish I could say I did something fun today but it was work as usually. I think I'll have that beer now
__________________
There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t. HRN4L
Jrob78 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-13, 07:56 PM   #8
woody
BassFishin.Com Super Veteran
 
woody's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Jonesville, Indiana
Posts: 3,597
Default

Happy Birthday, Joe!


-Mark
woody is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-13, 08:59 PM   #9
kennethdaysale
BassFishin.Com Super Veteran
 
kennethdaysale's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: rock hill, sc
Posts: 2,315
Default

Happy Birthday Joe..............35 is the perfect age for a single guy......you're the settled guy that the 20 something's have been searching for and the young strong stud that the cougars crave....enjoy!!!
__________________
Sometimes you gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
kennethdaysale is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-13, 09:05 PM   #10
bcklash
BassFishin.Com Super Veteran
 
bcklash's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Elliston, Va.
Posts: 4,372
Default

HBD Joe!!!!
__________________
The soap box, the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box. keep us free:
bcklash is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-30-13, 10:08 PM   #11
Jrob78
BassFishin.Com Super Veteran
 
Jrob78's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 4,671
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by kennethdaysale View Post
Happy Birthday Joe..............35 is the perfect age for a single guy......you're the settled guy that the 20 something's have been searching for and the young strong stud that the cougars crave....enjoy!!!
Living the dream!
__________________
There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t. HRN4L
Jrob78 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-31-13, 08:58 AM   #12
MississippiBoy
BassFishin.Com Super Veteran
 
MississippiBoy's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Ridgeland MS
Posts: 3,923
Default

Happy (late ) birthday, cuz.
__________________
I smell smoke, and I hear sirens. Do you think that's a problem?
MississippiBoy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-31-13, 11:56 PM   #13
1/4 stick
BassFishin.Com Super Veteran
 
1/4 stick's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Fayetteville, N.C.
Posts: 3,529
Default

Happy birthday, late as it may be.
__________________
Just a redneck having fun. https://www.youtube.com/user/donaldvlogsify
1/4 stick is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-01-13, 12:43 AM   #14
Bubba_Bruiser
BassFishin.Com Super Veteran
 
Bubba_Bruiser's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: South MS
Posts: 3,659
Send a message via MSN to Bubba_Bruiser
Default

Happy Birthday a day late Homey!
__________________
\,,,,/ ROCK ON! HRN4L!
Bubba_Bruiser is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-01-13, 08:05 PM   #15
bamabassman
BassFishin.Com Premier Elite
 
bamabassman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: cedar bluff, alabama
Posts: 15,292
Default

well i am 2 days late pal...but happy birthday my friend.
__________________
so many lures, so little time.
bamabassman is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Disclosure / Disclaimer
Before acting on the content posted, you should know that BassFishin.Com may benefit financially and otherwise from content, advertising, links or otherwise from anything you click on, read, or look at on our website. Click here to read our Disclosure Policy and Disclaimer.


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 12:01 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
© 2013 BassFishin.Com LLC