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Old 03-08-05, 08:31 PM   #51
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now there is something you don't see every day. lizard-who i belive is as straight laced as a new corset-steps up and yanks one out of the gutter. it just says that you are hiding a filthy mind behind all of that goody two shoes crap you normally post.


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Old 03-08-05, 09:13 PM   #52
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[quote author=zooker link=board=Tourneys;num=1099005366;start=50#50 date=03/08/05 at 18:31:42]now there is something you don't see every day. lizard-who i belive is as straight laced as a new corset-steps up and yanks one out of the gutter. it just says that you are hiding a filthy mind behind all of that goody two shoes crap you normally post.


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AH if you guys only knew the stuff I've done and been through. I have never claimed to be a choir boy, and I can tell you without a doubt, during my teen's-late 20's I was the one you warned your daughters about. I was the bad boy, and you can take that to the bank. I have settled down, since I got a great lady, but the stories are there, with some unbelievable endings. All I can say is that if or when we have any kids, they will not get away with anything, because I've done it all :-X My little brother in law has already experienced me busting him numerous times, when his family all thought he was innocent. Never can tell what a person has done in the past. I do try to be a good guy, and I don't drink very often anymore, that was the biggest problem since I was about 15. I will admit I truly try to keep it clean for the kids, but if you go fishing with me, your ears may burn a little It's amazing how things change, now I'm MR Staight lace, but not too long ago, I was MR Trouble

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Old 03-08-05, 11:15 PM   #53
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late teens early 20's ??? i bet it was just aweful trying to hand crank the model a while being chased by an i rate father for necking with his daughter.. :


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Old 03-09-05, 09:29 AM   #54
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How about:

You are a 9.9, but you would B a perfect 10 if you were with me.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again

I am a 6 will you be my nine.

Do you know CPR, because u take my breath away.

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Old 03-09-05, 10:28 AM   #55
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BFG,

Would any of those work on you? ? ?

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Old 03-09-05, 10:31 AM   #56
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JackL,
i was just gonna ask BFG the same thing ;D
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Old 03-09-05, 08:47 PM   #57
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Would they work if i was using them or if someone was using them on me?

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Old 03-09-05, 10:25 PM   #58
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let's say if zooker used them on you ;D
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Old 03-09-05, 10:50 PM   #59
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Tom,

Zooker, knows i am married, he wouldnt use them on me.

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Old 03-10-05, 12:11 AM   #60
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ummmm well in a thread on this board i posted "wed, un wed, no matter"

belive it ...

i have been shot at /shot by irate husbands before...


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Old 03-10-05, 07:04 PM   #61
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i believe it zook ;D
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Old 03-11-05, 02:09 AM   #62
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I really doubt anyone here would question that either Zook. Of course knowing from past threads and a few pictures it might be best to shoot at you. 8)
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Old 03-11-05, 05:54 AM   #63
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hey big mama, let me hold a dollar catbird48
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zooker: Hey, I like your curves

girl: Go away, creep

zooker: Your eyes are shining like the setting sun

girl: Let's get some pizza!
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Old 03-12-05, 09:56 AM   #65
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i walked into bar one nite to get a beer and check out the ladies . as soon as i walked in i rolled my eyes at the most beautiful girl i had ever seen, well needless to say , she just picked them up and rolled them back at me. what a shame. got to go catbird48
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Old 03-19-05, 09:40 AM   #66
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I heard a funny one today at work. One of my co-workers was asking for something and i told him to hold on ( he wasn't trying to pick me up, more of a joke
and he said If you were a tornado, I wouldn't let go. I thought it was kinda cute.

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Old 03-19-05, 08:46 PM   #67
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Ahhh baby I need sex really ,really ,really, really
really, really, really, really, really, really ,really ,really really Bad and don't make me beg for it!
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Old 03-19-05, 10:57 PM   #68
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Shouldn't you replace sex with to FISH. Just a thought. Ive been married ten years, Ill fish. 8)
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