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Old 04-30-13, 06:23 PM   #1
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Default New time waister chain story.

We've done it before but it's been a while. So I thought it was about time to do another one. It's like our previous stories but a little different. I'll get it started, and then you continue the story with your own literary genius. BUT, instead of adding just one line to the story, you have to add three lines. That should make it more interesting. Here we go.

Mary Lou was a woman of questionable character, but she loved bass fishing. Then one day, she did something no one in town ever expected, especially the gals down at Lil Creek Saloon. She went out and bought herself a fully loaded Triton bass boat rigged to the gills.
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Old 04-30-13, 06:37 PM   #2
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She was so happy the day she picked it up, took it home and parked it right in front of her trailer. Couldn't wait until the following morning, as it would be the first of May, and she'd get her welfare check, stop off at the diner for breakfast, then down to the lake. She didn't have time to cash her check so in lieu of the ramp fee, she took marina boy behind the dumpster for a quickie.
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The Marina boy heard that if you shoot that Ho you will get your 20 bucks back. Nothing Mary Lou couldn't work with. A quick check of her handy Glock 26 straightened that boy right back out. $20 bucks in her pocket and the marina fee waived, Mary Lou headed back to her truck and backed her rig down the ramp. That is when she noticed...
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that she had forgot to dress. so she went back to the dumpster to fine out her clothes they where nowhere to be found. being a women of great wit she made a skirt out of sweetbeavers and hung buzzbaits on her chest . she launch her boat when all of a sudden
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Mary Lou launched her boat and found to great surprise, Roland Martin, Bill Dance, and Gene Simmons were standing at the pier and waving their thumbs at Mary like they were hoping to hitch a ride. Mary giggled at the thought, but ignored them as she new they only wanted to get into her tackle box. So off she motored away, flying across the lake like a lady ranger.
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Ranger Rodney saw Mary Lou flying through the NO WAKE ZONE in a new boat and his suspicions aroused, gave chase. She stopped and he pulled along side and asked for her for her boat registration and fishing license. Mary Lou, of course had neither, as she lost her clothes earlier that morning during boat ramp fee negotiations.
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