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Old 04-05-13, 02:10 AM   #1
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As part of a service, a Preacher would invite all the children to come to the front for "kids church". He felt it was important to ask questions as a way of including them as part of the congregation.

Being the Easter season, he asked if anyone knew about the Resurection. One little boy raised his hand and the Pastor called on him. The boy stood up and said "if you have a Resurection longer than 4 hours you are supposed to call a doctor"

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Old 04-05-13, 08:32 AM   #2
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lol that's funny!
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Old 04-05-13, 08:31 PM   #3
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BWAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ibet eh entire church busted out laughing. i know i would.
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Old 04-05-13, 09:13 PM   #4
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I always thought it was "call all of your friends and tell them". That explains some awkward phone calls....
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Old 04-05-13, 10:31 PM   #5
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Pretty funny.
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