doughboy dies at 71

[dodgeguy]

doughboy dies at 71
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Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
>> community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
>> and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
>>
>> Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of
>> celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
>> Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the
>> Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high
>> with flours.
>>
>> Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
>> man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly
>> in show
>> business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was
>> not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on
>> half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still
>> was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for
>> millions.
>>
>> Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough
>> and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
>> his elderly father, Pop Tart.
>>
>> The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
>>

[Kevin]

I'm always amazed at how the brightest part of my day can come in the form of a BassFishin.Com post.

That is priceless.

[JB]

they used to produce those doughboys here in eaton ohio at the latex glove factory, I think everyone that worked there had tons of rejects at home.