06-12-08, 10:12 AM | #1 |
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Skin Graft
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was
severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?" "My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek." BB
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06-12-08, 10:52 AM | #2 |
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hahah i've heard it with the man-woman opposite
i've also heard woman got rushed to the hospital as she was in labor with her baby .. foolishly she had drank during the development of the baby and didnt know until it was born that it had a defect.. it had no eyelids.. so they had to do something or the baby's eyes would dry out. So they decided to graft skin from the baby since it was a little bit fat anyway.. the surgey came out all nice and dandy and the babys dad was part japanese and talking to the surgon and said" even with his new eyelids he looks like me" and the surgen said yeah he does look a little cockeyed
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hahahaha good ones
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hahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaha
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Good One. LOL ROFL
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What about the Lady that had fat taken from her butt and injected in her lips. Now every time she talks her husband tells her shes talking out her a**. Mrs bamabassman
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06-13-08, 09:11 AM | #7 |
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Never heard that, but thats funny, although kind of disturbing.
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