The Perfect Husband??

BigBassin144 · 06-21-08, 10:26 PM

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and
begins
to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $899.99. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 07
models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$249,645.00"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking
$2,950,000" for it.

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $2,800,000. They
will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $150,000 since it really is a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him
in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

BB

senko · 06-22-08, 12:34 AM

somebody's in trouble...lol

mariner · 06-22-08, 02:45 PM

ha that would be bad

Fishbear · 06-22-08, 03:42 PM

So that is how I got in this predicament!!!!

06-21-08, 10:26 PM	#1
BigBassin144 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 9,463	The Perfect Husband?? Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $899.99. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 07 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$249,645.00" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $2,950,000" for it. MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $2,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $150,000 since it really is a pretty good price." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" BB __________________ As of June 14, 2014 the members of the BF.com forum have moved to basschat.yuku.com!

06-22-08, 12:34 AM	#2
senko BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Manteca,Ca. Posts: 826	somebody's in trouble...lol __________________ Manteca High Freshman Football V.O.L. Champions 2007 "Pain is Temporary, Pride is Forever."

06-22-08, 02:45 PM	#3
mariner BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: trenton ga Posts: 501	ha that would be bad __________________ ¿ <*(((>{

06-22-08, 03:42 PM	#4
Fishbear BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Winder, Georgia Posts: 136	So that is how I got in this predicament!!!! __________________ There is a place for all of God's creatures. Right next to the potatoes and gravy!

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