05-29-08, 08:01 AM | #1 |
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Punctuation!!!!!!!!!
Seems to be a very popular punctuation mark and I appear to have been under-utilizing it, soooooo; !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!...Gasp!...
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Howz dat? Seriously folks; What if yew were sitting in your Lazy-Dude recliner, eatin' Cheetos(TM) and watching reruns of Roland Martin's show, and one of your fishing buds burst through the door and screamed "JUNE BUG WORMS!!!!!!!!" Would you A: (After being pried off of the chandelier,) dash to the local tackle emporium and stock up? B: While still clinging to the multi-bulbed ceiling-mounted illumination device, scream "JUNE BUG WORMS?!?!?!?!?!?! Don't let 'em get meeeeee!!!!!!!!" C: Dash outside and look for brown patches in your lawn?!?!?!?!?!?! D: Still aloft, ask your bud to call the Orkin(TM) Man?!?!?!?!?!?!?! D: Throat punch him then make him pick up the scattered Cheetos(TM)? (!!!!!!!) Jus' axin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! L6 |
05-29-08, 08:38 AM | #2 |
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I would reply with "Watermelon Candy" Worms!!!!!!!!!!! (since we are starting a conversation with simple phraseology!)
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05-29-08, 10:26 AM | #3 |
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lol nah i'd say A most likely |
05-29-08, 03:03 PM | #4 |
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A & D seem to be the most appropiate ones. Pick up the scattered Cheetos can wait after we´ve gone to the local tackle emporium to stock up.
After all, once I found and ate a Twinky that must have been unpacked for three weeks in the back of the truck, it was a little hard but it still taste good. |
05-29-08, 05:38 PM | #5 |
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no more like "what size"?? and "i have a couple packs.."
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05-29-08, 05:54 PM | #6 |
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E) Reply "What about them??" and tell him to "shut up, clean up the Cheetos and watch." Unless of course he was on a school feeding heavily on them and was inviting me out to fish.
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05-29-08, 06:04 PM | #7 |
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(f) pick up the pirces of my buddy after shooting him with the shotgun. then tell the officer he was trying to steal my fishing tackle. then go to the lake and fish saying...."man he knew i had them already".
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05-29-08, 08:45 PM | #8 |
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laugh while the wife throat punched him and made him vacuum the whole D#*@ House!!!
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05-30-08, 12:02 AM | #9 |
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Amen, saddle. I wouldn't hafta do a durn thing. Except maybe pull the dog off his throat.
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06-07-08, 11:13 AM | #10 |
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probably a!
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06-12-08, 10:50 PM | #11 |
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lol
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