A Fishing Story

[bassfisher14]

On Saturday morning I got up early. I put on my long johns. I dressed quietly. I got my lunch made, grabbed the dog and went to the garage to hook up the boat to the truck and down the driveway I went. Coming out of the garage, rain is pouring down; it is a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph. Minutes later I returned to the garage. I came back into the house and turned the TV to the weather channel. I find it's going to be bad weather all day long, so I put the boat back in the garage, quietly undressed and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that sh*t?"

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[okefenokee010]

Now that's not right. And the reason I take my wife fishing with me.

[BassNva]

my wife keeps saying..."why don't you go fishing today"

[Bassin_Dude]

i've heard that somewhere before. still funny.

[bassbum]

Haha, that cracks me up

Sandra