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Old 12-21-09, 09:02 PM   #1
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Default Any lawyers here ??

This is a legal question




Is this statutory rape ?




Or is It just a moosedemeanor...



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Old 12-21-09, 09:42 PM   #2
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No but I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night!!!!
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Old 12-21-09, 09:55 PM   #3
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Now that's a really confused moose.
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Old 12-21-09, 09:56 PM   #4
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I'm no lawyer but I can definatly say there is something wrong with the moose's demeanor.
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Old 12-21-09, 10:58 PM   #5
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If the party of the first part is not a minor then it is not illeagal under the Mason-Dixon line.
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Old 12-21-09, 11:03 PM   #6
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Since stone is old as dirt, should not the bison be charge with suduction?
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Old 12-21-09, 11:10 PM   #7
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You should be horsewhipped capt. Stop discriminating against gay moose's. What goes on in the woods...STAYS IN THE WOODS!
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Old 12-22-09, 10:57 AM   #8
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You should be horsewhipped capt. Stop discriminating against gay moose's. What goes on in the woods...STAYS IN THE WOODS!
Hey John, you would have a hard time trying to convince Tiger of that one. haha


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Old 12-22-09, 11:17 AM   #9
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He went around a statue of a lion

Would that be considered crossing a Staid lion for immoral purposes? that would make it a Federal Crime
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Old 12-22-09, 11:18 AM   #10
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Wo!

That's a dumb moose!
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Old 12-22-09, 02:02 PM   #11
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So if mooses becomes an endangered species, we'll have objective, photographic evidence as to why!!!

Having written this, one might add that since this moose isn't the 'sharpest knife in the drawer', perhaps he's best kept out of the gene pool !

Maybe it's just been awhile and like women at last call, that bison looked pretty dern good!

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Old 12-22-09, 03:50 PM   #12
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Am I the only one that credits the moose?...I mean this is no different then us using a blow up doll...or a pillow........or a microwaved jar of jelly.....


I for one applaude his creativity....
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Old 12-22-09, 04:08 PM   #13
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Come on guys....that Bison was askin' for it!!!
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Old 12-22-09, 06:53 PM   #14
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Just standing there in the woods, naked and butt up, yep that bison had it comin. Unless the hooves were tied down, then it would s n m (stone and moose)
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Old 12-22-09, 07:10 PM   #15
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Waffle..........um............we don't need ALL of your home remedies, ok? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Some things you can keep in da closet pal.

Nofear and Bassin, abby too........ya'll got cabin fever already too?
hahahahahahhaa!

And you are right woody, lol.


Mand am i glad i ain't up there, ROFLMAO!
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Waffle..........um............we don't need ALL of your home remedies, ok? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Some things you can keep in da closet pal.

Bama you know I was just messing around.......I dont microwave the jelly!,that takes too long
HAHAHA!


ok one more for the picture:

2 moose's 1 buck!
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Old 12-22-09, 08:28 PM   #17
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Bama you know I was just messing around.......I dont microwave the jelly!,that takes too long
HAHAHA!


ok one more for the picture:

2 moose's 1 buck!
What Waffle was really thinking--- "How'd he know where I keep it???"


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[QUOTE=WaffleJaw;276700]Am I the only one that credits the moose?...I mean this is no different then us using a blow up doll...or a pillow........or a microwaved jar of jelly.....

Except the bison is a completly different species of animal...
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Am I the only one that credits the moose?...I mean this is no different then us using a blow up doll...or a pillow........or a microwaved jar of jelly.....

Except the bison is a completly different species of animal...
So is a sheep, never stopped those from Wyoming.....
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Am I the only one that credits the moose?...I mean this is no different then us using a blow up doll...or a pillow........or a microwaved jar of jelly.....

Except the bison is a completly different species of animal...

So is a woman.
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So is a woman.

Can't deny that logic...
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Am I the only one that credits the moose?...I mean this is no different then us using a blow up doll...or a pillow........or a microwaved jar of jelly.....


I for one applaude his creativity....
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Just standing there in the woods, naked and butt up, yep that bison had it comin. Unless the hooves were tied down, then it would s n m (stone and moose)
clear cut case of "crime of opertunity"


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Can't deny that logic...

true nuff..


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