Giving it 100%

BigBassin144 · 10-08-10, 08:56 PM

From a mathematical perspective.

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far A$$ kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullSh!t and A$$ Kissing that will put you over the top.

BB

Cavs1123 · 10-14-10, 05:10 PM

Haha nice one Anthony!

rrw4258 · 10-15-10, 06:22 AM

WOW! That was an awesome read, going to have to forward that to a few people I know. Thanks for the cool read Anthony, it made my day!

Ryan

Bassboss · 11-17-10, 01:00 PM

hahah! GOTTA put that on the bulletin board in the locker room! ROTFL!

bassinbob · 11-17-10, 06:23 PM

Like that one. Good formula.

10-08-10, 08:56 PM	#1
BigBassin144 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 9,463	Giving it 100% From a mathematical perspective. What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far A$$ kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullSh!t and A$$ Kissing that will put you over the top. BB __________________ As of June 14, 2014 the members of the BF.com forum have moved to basschat.yuku.com!

10-14-10, 05:10 PM	#2
Cavs1123 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Bellevue, Ohio Posts: 1,398	Haha nice one Anthony! __________________ Tom

10-15-10, 06:22 AM	#3
rrw4258 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Bellevue, Ohio Posts: 2,338	WOW! That was an awesome read, going to have to forward that to a few people I know. Thanks for the cool read Anthony, it made my day! Ryan __________________ Never Give Up!

11-17-10, 01:00 PM	#4
Bassboss BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Shawano, WI Posts: 7,761	hahah! GOTTA put that on the bulletin board in the locker room! ROTFL! __________________ If you can't fix it with heavy squats or fish oil, you're probably going to die.

11-17-10, 06:23 PM	#5
bassinbob BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Pitts. Pa. Posts: 3,801	Like that one. Good formula. __________________ you can have my fishin rod when ya take it from my cold dead hands

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