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Old 10-28-04, 08:16 PM   #1
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Default bad pick-up lines

"Are you a parking ticket, cause you've got FINE written all over you."


"If I could rearrange tha alphabet I would put U and I together" ;D

ANybody got other ones?
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Old 10-28-04, 08:22 PM   #2
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fish here often?


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Old 10-29-04, 03:51 PM   #3
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" I found it in the last place that I looked"

Once when I was younger, I played a little guitar and tryed to start up a band. Well a friend asked if we had a singer, and I said yes. He then asked if he could sing and I said yes but not very good.
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Old 10-29-04, 08:34 PM   #4
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" I'm not the best looking guy in the bar, but I'm the only guy looking at you!"

Robby. ;D
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Old 10-29-04, 08:54 PM   #5
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" Is that a mirror in your pants?" she says no why? you say " cause I can see me in them"

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Old 10-29-04, 09:29 PM   #6
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Hey Rob, how many hand prints on the cheek have those two caused? ;D ;D
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Old 10-29-04, 09:51 PM   #7
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[quote author=HoosierAngler link=board=Tourneys;num=1099005366;start=0#5 date=10/29/04 at 20:29:21]Hey Rob, how many hand prints on the cheek have those two caused? ;D ;D[/quote]
The mack Daddy of them all and my buddy uses this one and it has about a 30% pick up rate which I can't belive is:

I'll give you a nickle to come home and poop on my chest!

And I've seen him slaped silly on many ocations so kids don't try this at home!
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Old 10-30-04, 08:56 PM   #8
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"If I told you, you had a nice body- would you hold it against me?" ;D ;D
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Old 10-30-04, 09:31 PM   #9
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high schoolers ?? where ??? we are all over collage age you double name idiot...

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Old 10-30-04, 10:45 PM   #10
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Â* Â* What in the hell is a "JohnJohn"? Is that a two holer outhouse?
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Old 10-30-04, 11:08 PM   #11
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jack,
its a two-story outhouse. I can guarantee you that you'll only use it once ;D
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Old 10-30-04, 11:21 PM   #12
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amen amen.... ;D

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Old 10-30-04, 11:47 PM   #13
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i didn't know i was a pro ???
and my club standings probably mean more to you than they mean to me.
it's just fishin'...jeez!
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Old 10-31-04, 03:10 PM   #14
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i think you might know him tom.

make sure you thump him once for me.

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Old 11-01-04, 10:48 AM   #15
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Here's one:
"Are your legs tired?" why? "Because you've been running through my mind all night long!"

Heard that one from Will Smith (the fresh prince)
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Old 11-02-04, 07:18 AM   #16
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Ask the girl if she knows the difference between a bologna sandwich and a blowjob.When she turns red and says no, ask her if she would like to go to lunch sometime. ;D ;D ;D P N J
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Old 11-02-04, 03:22 PM   #17
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Did you get a ticket this morning? " cause you got fine written all over you!" :-/




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Old 11-02-04, 07:41 PM   #18
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ooooohhhhhhh bassman just a weee bit testy to day?
but good point. two holer leave it is better this way.


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Old 11-03-04, 12:22 PM   #19
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Here is a good one. A buddy told me this one and it cracked me up so bad that I couldn't even breathe.




man: "you must know karate"
woman: "why is that?"
man: "Cause you kicking, giiiiiiiirrrrrlll"

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Old 11-04-04, 06:47 PM   #20
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You must be Jamaican.

Because Jamaican me crazy.

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Old 11-05-04, 09:51 AM   #21
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Did it hurt when u fell from heaven?

Hey u wanna go out for a pizza and f***. NO.. y do u not like pizza..

My name is johnjohn..Im a loser...Will u please have sex with me???? ;D
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Old 11-05-04, 09:43 PM   #22
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oh crap southern that one is an insant classic..

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Just rolled in from a week of working on the farm, man I am ready for you! Oh, dont worry uncle jimbobs got a whole flock of sheep and I practiced on everyone of them just for you baby.

They all say lambskin is the most sensitive for yours and mines pleasure, Hell all I got was Flea's!
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Baby. You remind me of that bass I caught last week. I rekon I'd like to mount you too.
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Old 11-09-04, 07:30 PM   #25
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hey il nice to hear from ya

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