Where's Zooker

[JB]

Its been over a week and no one in YADKIN CHAIN has seen or heard of Zooker of bassfishin fame. Local yadkin anglers are looking for "the godfather"

Authorities at Ky Lake suspect foul play as good humanitarian Zooker was last seen "caught on camera" from one of Denny K's tent surveillance cameras ....


POLICE fear the worst, that po' ol Zooker may have fallen prey to a "modern day Venus Fly Trap" of sorts by one of the locals.
Detectives have clued facts that on the day of the big uns disappearance,


surveillance camera shots show details of Zooker getting a date
"the good old fashion way" ...probably the only way he knew...

please click for disturbing photos

[bcklash]

JB that is so funny. She wouldn't have to shoot him, ole biggun would just topple on over like a big oak tree. But he would be smilin.

[bamabassman]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA, ANOTHER GOODUN JB. knew there was something funny bout him staying all by his lonesome in that "cabin". the remains may still be there, lmao.

[Jim80]

jb man that is great .


Jim

[zooker]

i have never paid for it- in cash-......

we all pay for it in one way or another though...

zooker

[BigBassin144]

That's hilarious JB! Good thing I put down the can of pop before I opened the link. (hehehe, I'm gettin' purty smart der!)



BB

[BassinID]

Rotfl! Wow, these just keep gettin better, just put content warnings on them for the under 18/15 members

[CMorg]

Originally Posted by zooker

i have never paid for it- in cash-......

we all pay for it in one way or another though...

zooker

Amen brother.

[MississippiBoy]

Public Service Announcement:

Hey, thinking about opening that link JB just put up? Or maybe he's posted a picture straight onto the forum page, and you think you'd like to take a look? In either event, please realize that there are a few precautions you need to take before looking:

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4. DO NOT......repeat.....DO NOT have ANYTHING in your mouth. This includes, but it not limited to: drinks, food, cigarettes, drinking straws, small furry mammals, etc. Otherwise, catastrophic damage to yourself, your monitor, computer, computer desk, walls, carpet, and/or the structural integrity of your residence may result.

Print out this list, and tape it to the side of your computer monitor. Refer to this list in the event of a J.P.O. (JB Posting Occurence). As long as you stay calm, don't make any sudden movements, and follow the instructions, you should be fine.*

That is all. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.





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[carolina-rig-01]

i don't know if i will ever stop laughing about this and i think britney just pee'd herself she was laughing so hard.

[Rebbasser]

I figured he was off trying to shave a beaver

[zooker]

Originally Posted by MississippiBoy

Public Service Announcement:


4. DO NOT......repeat.....DO NOT have ANYTHING in your mouth. This includes, small furry mammals,

i know you all being from sippi and all but wtf?? for some reason i see some one in sippi with a gerble in his mouth..


beside you all know dat aint me -skinny white chick booty - how revolting..


zooker

[JB]

yea I know zooker, but you know how hard it is to find a latina naked girl with a gun in her butt? I searched for days rofl
Actually that girl is from a russian photo site and I had to put a thong on her to post, the original was a nekkie, and also, I know ya dont have to pay fer it, I threw in the dollars after the third beer LOL. Made one mistake on that pic, forgot to shade the area in between her feet. thanks for being a good sport on the pic

[mariner]

thats halarious

[286pro]

zook isn't that the same girl that was at the last mini, did you give her that roll of quarters?????

[bamabassman]

zooker...... the reason jb has you paying is cause she has a gun i think. she knew you didn't like no gals but latinos. so she was really just mugging ya ol pal. hahahahahaha.

[zooker]

Originally Posted by 286pro

zook isn't that the same girl that was at the last mini, did you give her that roll of quarters?????

girl at the mini?? where i know i aint that blind..

i still have that roll of quarters guess what uncle ed...




zooker

[Jim80]

LMAO at the public service announcement .


Jim