Care and Maintenance

joedog · 03-20-13, 10:21 AM

Care and maintenance instuctctions

1. Avoid storing __1__ in direct sunlight. Sunlight contains ultraviolet radiation that weakens synthetic materials.

2. Avoid prolonged exposure to high temperatures and high humidity as exposure may shorten the service life of this ___1___.

While it is known that these elements degrade the materials, every use enviroment is unique so there is NO sure way to estimate how long the ___1__ will last.

Now another care recommendation.

1. Drying - If the device is wet, place on a ____2 _____ to allow thorough drying. Do not place in direct sunlight to dry.

(1) is same word
(2) is two words

So what do you think I bought?

OkobojiEagle · 03-20-13, 03:42 PM

1... panty hose

2... clean towel

bassboogieman · 03-20-13, 03:50 PM

A PVC pooper scooper?

bassinbob · 03-20-13, 08:24 PM

1 (Prosthetic) underware
2 drying rack

nobass · 03-20-13, 10:02 PM

fish finder of some type

kennethdaysale · 03-20-13, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joedog

Care and maintenance instuctction

1. Avoid storing condoms in direct sunlight. Sunlight contains ultraviolet radiation that weakens synthetic materials.

2. Avoid prolonged exposure to high temperatures and high humidity as exposure may shorten the service life of this condom
While it is known that these elements degrade the materials, every use enviroment is unique so there is NO sure way to estimate how long the condom will last.

Now another care recommendation.

1. Drying - If the device is wet, place on a broom handle to allow thorough drying. Do not place in direct sunlight to dry.

(1) is same word
(2) is two words

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joedog · 03-20-13, 10:20 PM

Ok 2. is coat hanger...that was close Bob.

1. is actually initials, and actually three words when not written as an ACRONYM. Actually, now I'm not sure it's an actual acronym or just three letters.

Yep, it's an acronym, just checked.

joedog · 03-20-13, 10:29 PM

Now Ken,
that really is good.

It all fits too.

1. Drying - If the device is wet, have partner place on a flyswatter handle to allow thorough drying. Do not place in direct sunlight to dry.

Unfortunatly for me...flyswatter handle can handle the drying.

But still wrong.

bassboogieman · 03-20-13, 11:47 PM

Goretex rain gear

joedog · 03-21-13, 12:25 AM

Ok, Bruce, you have one. Not identical maybe. But you definitely got one.
Jrob just got one too.

Oh, your thought is wrong.

I won't drag this out......past ice out.

Na, if someone doesn't figure it out or read it on one of their own by tomorrow.

Guess I'm not the only one that was/will be surprised when seen.
These are actual word for word instructions.

joedog · 03-21-13, 04:57 PM

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Care and maintenance instuctctions

1. Avoid storing the PFD in direct sunlight. Sunlight contains ultraviolet radiation that weakens synthetic materials.

2. Avoid prolonged exposure to high temperatures and high humidity as exposure may shorten the service life of this PFD.

While it is known that these elements degrade the materials, every use enviroment is unique so there is NO sure way to estimate how long the PFD will last.

Now another care recommendation.

1. Drying - If the device is wet, place on a coat hanger to allow thorough drying. Do not place in direct sunlight to dry.

Pretty crazy for something that you use on the water in the daylight hours.
I guess if I ever need it I'll have to end the day to run home and hang it in a closet to dry.

These weren't pulled out for their uniqueness, this was the WHOLE Care and Maintainance instructions with the addition of do not dry clean or use detergent to clean.

Came with a 20 page owners pamphlet too.

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03-20-13, 10:21 AM	#1
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	Care and Maintenance Care and maintenance instuctctions 1. Avoid storing __1__ in direct sunlight. Sunlight contains ultraviolet radiation that weakens synthetic materials. 2. Avoid prolonged exposure to high temperatures and high humidity as exposure may shorten the service life of this ___1___. While it is known that these elements degrade the materials, every use enviroment is unique so there is NO sure way to estimate how long the ___1__ will last. Now another care recommendation. 1. Drying - If the device is wet, place on a ____2 _____ to allow thorough drying. Do not place in direct sunlight to dry. (1) is same word (2) is two words So what do you think I bought? __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that." Last edited by joedog; 03-20-13 at 10:29 AM.

03-20-13, 08:24 PM	#4
bassinbob BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Pitts. Pa. Posts: 3,801	1 (Prosthetic) underware 2 drying rack __________________ you can have my fishin rod when ya take it from my cold dead hands

03-20-13, 10:02 PM	#5
nobass BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: clarksville, tn, Posts: 1,690	fish finder of some type __________________ the only easy day was yesterday

03-20-13, 10:20 PM	#7
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	Ok 2. is coat hanger...that was close Bob. 1. is actually initials, and actually three words when not written as an ACRONYM. Actually, now I'm not sure it's an actual acronym or just three letters. Yep, it's an acronym, just checked. __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that." Last edited by joedog; 03-21-13 at 12:09 AM.

03-20-13, 03:42 PM	#2
OkobojiEagle BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: NW Iowa Posts: 270	1... panty hose 2... clean towel

03-20-13, 03:50 PM	#3
bassboogieman BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Parkesburg, Pa. Posts: 3,762	A PVC pooper scooper?

03-20-13, 10:29 PM	#8
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	Now Ken, that really is good. It all fits too. 1. Drying - If the device is wet, have partner place on a flyswatter handle to allow thorough drying. Do not place in direct sunlight to dry. Unfortunatly for me...flyswatter handle can handle the drying. But still wrong. __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that."

03-20-13, 11:47 PM	#9
bassboogieman BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Parkesburg, Pa. Posts: 3,762	Goretex rain gear

03-21-13, 12:25 AM	#10
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	Ok, Bruce, you have one. Not identical maybe. But you definitely got one. Jrob just got one too. Oh, your thought is wrong. I won't drag this out......past ice out. Na, if someone doesn't figure it out or read it on one of their own by tomorrow. Guess I'm not the only one that was/will be surprised when seen. These are actual word for word instructions. __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that."

03-21-13, 04:57 PM	#11
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Care and maintenance instuctctions 1. Avoid storing the PFD in direct sunlight. Sunlight contains ultraviolet radiation that weakens synthetic materials. 2. Avoid prolonged exposure to high temperatures and high humidity as exposure may shorten the service life of this PFD. While it is known that these elements degrade the materials, every use enviroment is unique so there is NO sure way to estimate how long the PFD will last. Now another care recommendation. 1. Drying - If the device is wet, place on a coat hanger to allow thorough drying. Do not place in direct sunlight to dry. Pretty crazy for something that you use on the water in the daylight hours. I guess if I ever need it I'll have to end the day to run home and hang it in a closet to dry. These weren't pulled out for their uniqueness, this was the WHOLE Care and Maintainance instructions with the addition of do not dry clean or use detergent to clean. Came with a 20 page owners pamphlet too. __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that."

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