Got jokes?

[MississippiBoy]

A man is rushed to the ER with a big bear trap slammed shut on his testicles. As the horrified doctor begins his exam, he asks in disbelief, "Man, how did this happen?!?"
The man groans, "Well, I was out hiking in the woods when I felt the call of nature. I dropped my drawers and squatted down, and the next thing I know, BAM! Doc, it was horrible......the second worst pain of my life."
The doctor says, "The SECOND worst pain? Good God, what could be worse than that?"

"Coming to the end of the chain....."

[bamabassman]

sems i've read this somewhere.........................BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA A!!! still funny though.

[nobass]

good one there
two blondes dicieded they would drive to disney land when they got there sign said. disneyland left. they cried and went home

[Abbeysdad]

One dark morning in the middle of the night, two dead brothers decided to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and calmly killed those two dead boys.

ooey gooey was a worm a little worm was he. He sat upon the railroad tracks the train he did not see......ooey gooey.

Two Irishmen were leaving a pub (It could happen)!!!

[kennethdaysale]

Q. How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a women?
A. S**T in her P***Y

[joedog]

Two Irish guys are fishing. The first guy reels in his line and sees that he’s snagged an old bottle. As he’s taking it off the hook, a genie pops out and promises to grant him one wish. “Turn the lake into beer,” he says. The genie goes “Poof!” and the lake turns into beer. He says to the other guy, “So what do you think?” The other guy says, “You jerk. Now we’ve got to piss in the boat.”