09-10-05, 10:31 PM
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The Hillbilly Vasectomy
The Hillbilly Vasectomy
After the 11th child, an Georgia couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy, that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. " A less costly alternative, said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Georgia) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The Georgian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see house putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count.... "1" , "2", "3" , "4" , "5" At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed count on his other hand. please don't shoot me |
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09-10-05, 10:34 PM
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Lmfao!!! Good one Angleus................... Sounds like your bored to lol...............
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09-11-05, 12:04 AM
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thanks. your right i was
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09-11-05, 12:30 AM
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Hey thats good but whys it gotta be a georgian and are fireworks really legal here if so since when?
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09-11-05, 12:46 AM
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Cause Georgians are hillbillies................... Bamians are rednecks and Luisianians are Cajuns...............
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09-11-05, 12:50 AM
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09-11-05, 12:56 AM
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Just a joke............................... Thats why its a Georgian DUH........... If it was a real story it would almost HAVE to happen in Bama cause thats how dumb some people around here are.......................
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09-13-05, 07:06 AM
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And why does our Florida River the Great St. John's flow north???
Chris Ill wait and see if anyone knows! |
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09-13-05, 01:02 PM
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So we can throw the yankees in it and send them back north.
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09-13-05, 05:06 PM
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Hahahahaha Lol...............
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09-13-05, 06:51 PM
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WRONG
keep on guessing Chris |
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09-13-05, 07:03 PM
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That is a good reason though.................... They can take their baked chicken with em lol
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09-13-05, 07:19 PM
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I'll give you guys another day or two.
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09-13-05, 07:30 PM
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It'll take longer than that..............
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So ill extend it just keep guessing! Even though the answers lame.
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09-14-05, 04:34 PM
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cause of all the sh!t in it
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09-14-05, 04:41 PM
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Because it's flowing downhill.
 I like how the majority of southerners on this board fit the stereotype of buck-teethed, overall-wearing hicks who, uh, do whatever you guys do. :/ |
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09-14-05, 04:45 PM
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we set off fire works every holliday here its legal because it rains like 3X a week
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09-18-05, 06:19 PM
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Come on no takers.
Answer to come tom. morning Chris |
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