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[Rodman_Rob]

Is all Iv'e been doing tonight. ran into a chick that I've known for a while at the bar tnoight. wowzers. she did some things tonight that made me go crazy. i won't say what, gotta keep this thread pg-13 at least but gosh darn........SEXY! I've knowwn her for about 6 months and tonight she totally came onto me. My heads a spinning.

[pig n jig]

Been a while since you've had a partner to participate in such activities ? Roflmao....... P N J

[Bender]

It wasn't one of the girls that got thrown out of the bar where we went for their "show" on the pool table was it?

[zooker]

rob
now you know that taking a yankee into them red neck hang outs is bad for your health

zooker

[skeeter944]

rotflmao! you better go get her.

[Rodman_Rob]

Originally Posted by pig n jig

Been a while since you've had a partner to participate in such activities ? Roflmao....... P N J

aww man, thats a low blow. just recently became single, didn't have the need to partake in these activities until now......and boy do I like it!

[Rodman_Rob]

Originally Posted by Bender

It wasn't one of the girls that got thrown out of the bar where we went for their "show" on the pool table was it?

lol, nope but I was with the guy who happened to get that "show" started.

and just so yall aren't thinking nothing funny, I'll explain. he told his old lady "Baby, do something to make me proud", 2 minutes later his woman and the bar tender were on the pool table, clothes coming off, etc.

[Rodman_Rob]

Originally Posted by zooker

rob
now you know that taking a yankee into them red neck hang outs is bad for your health

zooker

lol, It must have been yankee night that night with bender.

[Rodman_Rob]

Originally Posted by skeeter944

rotflmao! you better go get her.

looking forward to next weekend.

[flfireman]

Some skills get lost when a wedding ring is on for to long. Practice is the only way to get them back.

[Wishing2BFishing]

Getting chicks is a lot like fishing . . . sometimes you have good days and sometimes you get skunked. Sometimes a cheap bait will get the job done, other times you may need to use the "Lucky Craft". (I am sure we can come up with more similarities . . . Feel free to add to the list)

Then there is marriage. I can't explain that . . . I just know the rod is retired from fishing other waters. At least I can still fish.

[Rodman_Rob]

Originally Posted by Wishing2BFishing

Getting chicks is a lot like fishing . . . sometimes you have good days and sometimes you get skunked. Sometimes a cheap bait will get the job done, other times you may need to use the "Lucky Craft". (I am sure we can come up with more similarities . . . Feel free to add to the list)

Then there is marriage. I can't explain that . . . I just know the rod is retired from fishing other waters. At least I can still fish.

OMG, that's definately the Bassfishin.com post of the year, too funny.

[Bender]

That is a great post Wishing.
Zooker, there is a bar like that up here, with Jello and oil wrestling (jello is sticky when thrown on you), but I have not been there for a few years. Once you get old and married you slow down with that stuff. I thought you were from NY or VT anyway.....

[Rodman_Rob]

Originally Posted by Bender

That is a great post Wishing.
\jello is sticky when thrown on you

how would you know that

[Wishing2BFishing]

Revisiting the "getting chicks" analogy . . .

Sometimes you must work the structure, other times you can get' em deep in the middle.

Sometimes you catch a keeper and bring it home, other times you gotta let em' go.

Sometimes you will use scented lures, other times, you can just rely on luck.

(truly, there are so many similarities between fishing and getting chicks. I am having fun coming up with some)

Marriage, I am not sure if it is like regular fishing. Instead, it is more like one of those "fish and pay" situations.

[pig n jig]

Marriage is like fishing. Your content with what you've got out of your favorite honey hole, without ever knowing how many more that could have been caught had you not camped out on the one hole you had confidence in getting results from ? P N J

[JB]

pnj,
if its smells like fish, its a delicious dish
if it smells like cologne, better leave it alone!

[pig n jig]

You still trying to get into unchartered territory, or did you give up on her and go back to old reliable Rosey Palmer and her five sisters ? In case your hand is intelligent, do not leave the webcam hooked up, especially if your into the cybersex stuff.If there's a chance you'll fall alsleep at the computer, your hand might connect to the rape crisis center and use your web cam to tell on you using hand language.It's best to be safe than sorry. P N J

[JB]

pnj,
yer missin' the whole point, once his hand falls asleep, he'll
wake up thinkin' he's getting some strange! rofl

[skeeter944]

lmao jb!!!!!