The shed...

1/4 stick · 11-21-11, 06:09 PM

Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'' ''Yes, What can I do for you?'' '' I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith.... He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'' ''Thank you very much for the call, sir.'' The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the ...shed where... the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood. but find no marijuana. They sneered at Virgil and leave. Shortly ,after the phone rings at Virgil's house. ''Hey, Virgil, This here's Floyd.... Did the Sheriff come?'' ''Yeah!'' '' Did they chop your firewood for the winter?'' ''Yep!'' ''Happy Birthday, buddy!'' Rednecks know how to git-R-done.

bcklash · 11-21-11, 06:31 PM

I told ya us rednecks r smart, well some of us.

joedog · 11-21-11, 06:41 PM

Rednecks certainly can, git-r-done !
And thanks to Virgil's alarm system he never even had to leave the recliner.

bamabassman · 11-21-11, 10:03 PM

now THAT is a goodun!!!

11-21-11, 06:09 PM	#1
1/4 stick BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fayetteville, N.C. Posts: 3,529	The shed... Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'' ''Yes, What can I do for you?'' '' I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith.... He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'' ''Thank you very much for the call, sir.'' The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the ...shed where... the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood. but find no marijuana. They sneered at Virgil and leave. Shortly ,after the phone rings at Virgil's house. ''Hey, Virgil, This here's Floyd.... Did the Sheriff come?'' ''Yeah!'' '' Did they chop your firewood for the winter?'' ''Yep!'' ''Happy Birthday, buddy!'' Rednecks know how to git-R-done. __________________ Just a redneck having fun. https://www.youtube.com/user/donaldvlogsify

11-21-11, 06:31 PM	#2
bcklash BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Elliston, Va. Posts: 4,372	I told ya us rednecks r smart, well some of us. __________________ The soap box, the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box. keep us free:

11-21-11, 06:41 PM	#3
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	Calling in to help MY nieghbor now! Rednecks certainly can, git-r-done ! And thanks to Virgil's alarm system he never even had to leave the recliner.

11-21-11, 10:03 PM	#4
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	now THAT is a goodun!!! __________________ so many lures, so little time.

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