think about..dont take serious

Denny_ohio · 08-08-05, 08:39 PM

If you were standing near an athiest(someone that doesnt beleive in God) and
they sneeze,would you say bless you?

Did you know they sterlize the needle when they give someone a lethal injection. I can hear them now...OOHHH great he's dead but now he has an infection?

would you stand in a gay bar and eat a banana and feel comfortable?

If I was a dr that performed pap smers I would have a class ring on hand and drop it on the table and I would ask the women who was fron the class of 85'?

Im tired and in a silly mood,no Im not drinking....lol
Denny

Denny_ohio · 08-08-05, 08:41 PM

Can you tell I love Seinfeld? I watch it about 3 times a day...best show ever made

Denny

IL.bassin36 · 08-08-05, 10:05 PM

Hey Denny what do you get when you cross an agnostic (thats the one thats not sure about god I hope

), an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone that lays in bed at night and wonders if there's a dog

Thers this guy thats comes home from work and sees a gorilla on his roof. He calls the gorilla catching people and a guy shows up with a pitbull, tranquilizer dart, a shovel and a shotgun. He's getting ready to get on the roof and the first guy asks him what all the stuff is for. The second guy answers " Well I'm gonna hit the gorilla on the head with the shovel he's gonna fall down off the roof, the bulldog is gonna grab him by the jewels then I'm gonna stick em with the tranquilizer dart." First guy asks "whats the shotgun for?" "Well" said man #2 "If that damn gorilla knocks me off of the roof I want you to shoot the dog"

Denny_ohio · 08-09-05, 04:26 AM

Goodone

.....lol Denny

zooker · 08-09-05, 04:53 AM

lol denny i think i am starting to understand you now ya freak.. lol you all would not be related to my girlfriend now would ya?

zooker

bassthumb32 · 08-09-05, 11:34 AM

If Wal Mart Is Open 24/7 365 Days A Year Why Are There Locks On The Door?

JB · 08-09-05, 01:23 PM

Walmarts have lock for keeping people in during a tornado/huricane drill...at least thats what happend up here in Richmond few months ago during a twister

jbfisher · 08-09-05, 03:10 PM

Richmond What. I have family in Richmond IN and i live near Richmond Kentucky. My guess is you are talkin about Virginia though.

Denny_ohio · 08-09-05, 04:18 PM

Im twisted like pretzel.........life is good
D3nny "freak" 0hio

basscatcher03 · 08-09-05, 05:59 PM

1.wut u get when u cross a donkey and onion

an @$$ that'll bring a tear to ur eye

2.why r deforces so exspensive

cuz there worth it

zooker · 08-09-05, 06:24 PM

almost asked jb the same question -he is closer to being related. in case you are wondering a gothic red head..

zooker

basscatcher03 · 08-10-05, 10:01 AM

ok lol i guess
thats intresting

bassfisher02 · 08-10-05, 06:19 PM

what the hell is a ''deforce''?

what do you get when you cross a kid with an english teacher?

someone who can spell...........LMAO!

heres a brain teazer, how far can a dog run into the woods?

a semi comes to a low overpass......there is only one way to get to his destination, he is 1 1/2 inches to tall for the overpass. without damaging the overpass, or his truck, how can he pass?

Dyas · 08-10-05, 06:31 PM

Go up the exit ramp and down the other............

bassfisher02 · 08-10-05, 06:33 PM

nope, there is no exit ramp, its just a small over pass.

Dyas · 08-10-05, 06:36 PM

I have no clue....................... haul the overpass

bassfisher02 · 08-10-05, 06:37 PM

nope. its so easy.

Dyas · 08-10-05, 06:41 PM

UUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH....................... Dont go through it at all

bassfisher02 · 08-10-05, 06:47 PM

nope, he has to get to his delivery.

Dyas · 08-10-05, 06:52 PM

Go around.............

basscatcher03 · 08-10-05, 07:15 PM

i think he can take all of his stuif and deliver it to the guy who ordered it

Dyas · 08-10-05, 07:21 PM

He is delivering it..............

zooker · 08-10-05, 07:31 PM

drop his air bags. sinks the truck/trailer 15 " drives through . come on dude a harder one think for you ask stupid questions.

my turn
a nickle is made from silver
but a silver dallor is made from nickel ok why??

zooker

bassfisher02 · 08-12-05, 07:57 PM

or let a small amout of air outta the tires....he is only 1 1/2'' taller.

basscatcher03 · 08-12-05, 08:01 PM

um i got one y is that cats lick them selfs

08-08-05, 08:39 PM	#1
Denny_ohio BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: eaton ,ohio Posts: 290	think about..dont take serious If you were standing near an athiest(someone that doesnt beleive in God) and they sneeze,would you say bless you? Did you know they sterlize the needle when they give someone a lethal injection. I can hear them now...OOHHH great he's dead but now he has an infection? would you stand in a gay bar and eat a banana and feel comfortable? If I was a dr that performed pap smers I would have a class ring on hand and drop it on the table and I would ask the women who was fron the class of 85'? Im tired and in a silly mood,no Im not drinking....lol Denny __________________ Bass Fishing,Drums and Football...this is my life:)

08-09-05, 04:26 AM	#4
Denny_ohio BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: eaton ,ohio Posts: 290	lol Goodone .....lol Denny __________________ Bass Fishing,Drums and Football...this is my life:)

08-09-05, 04:53 AM	#5
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	lol denny i think i am starting to understand you now ya freak.. lol you all would not be related to my girlfriend now would ya? zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

08-09-05, 11:34 AM	#6
bassthumb32 BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Fort Loudon, PA Posts: 682	If Wal Mart Is Open 24/7 365 Days A Year Why Are There Locks On The Door? __________________ MY LIFETIME GOAL IS TO KEEP AT LEAST A SMALL CASE OF BASSTHUMB FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

08-09-05, 04:18 PM	#9
Denny_ohio BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: eaton ,ohio Posts: 290	yes Im twisted like pretzel.........life is good D3nny "freak" 0hio __________________ Bass Fishing,Drums and Football...this is my life:)

08-08-05, 08:41 PM	#2
Denny_ohio BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: eaton ,ohio Posts: 290	and Can you tell I love Seinfeld? I watch it about 3 times a day...best show ever made Denny __________________ Bass Fishing,Drums and Football...this is my life:)

08-08-05, 10:05 PM	#3
IL.bassin36 BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: So. ILL. Posts: 947	Hey Denny what do you get when you cross an agnostic (thats the one thats not sure about god I hope ), an insomniac, and a dyslexic? Someone that lays in bed at night and wonders if there's a dog Thers this guy thats comes home from work and sees a gorilla on his roof. He calls the gorilla catching people and a guy shows up with a pitbull, tranquilizer dart, a shovel and a shotgun. He's getting ready to get on the roof and the first guy asks him what all the stuff is for. The second guy answers " Well I'm gonna hit the gorilla on the head with the shovel he's gonna fall down off the roof, the bulldog is gonna grab him by the jewels then I'm gonna stick em with the tranquilizer dart." First guy asks "whats the shotgun for?" "Well" said man #2 "If that damn gorilla knocks me off of the roof I want you to shoot the dog"

08-09-05, 01:23 PM	#7
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	Walmarts have lock for keeping people in during a tornado/huricane drill...at least thats what happend up here in Richmond few months ago during a twister

08-09-05, 03:10 PM	#8
jbfisher BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: London, KY Posts: 61	Richmond What. I have family in Richmond IN and i live near Richmond Kentucky. My guess is you are talkin about Virginia though.

08-09-05, 05:59 PM	#10
basscatcher03 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: round,rock texas Posts: 239	1.wut u get when u cross a donkey and onion an @$$ that'll bring a tear to ur eye 2.why r deforces so exspensive cuz there worth it __________________ fishing is not a matter of doing its a matter of life GIG 'EM AGGIES screw the sips

08-09-05, 06:24 PM	#11
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	almost asked jb the same question -he is closer to being related. in case you are wondering a gothic red head.. zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

08-10-05, 10:01 AM	#12
basscatcher03 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: round,rock texas Posts: 239	ok lol i guess thats intresting __________________ fishing is not a matter of doing its a matter of life GIG 'EM AGGIES screw the sips

08-10-05, 06:19 PM	#13
bassfisher02 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 4,765	what the hell is a ''deforce''? what do you get when you cross a kid with an english teacher? someone who can spell...........LMAO! heres a brain teazer, how far can a dog run into the woods? a semi comes to a low overpass......there is only one way to get to his destination, he is 1 1/2 inches to tall for the overpass. without damaging the overpass, or his truck, how can he pass? __________________ Good Fishin'

08-10-05, 06:31 PM	#14
Dyas BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2005 Location: Saraland, AL Posts: 1,995	Go up the exit ramp and down the other............ __________________ Southern by birth, Redneck by choice... Saved by the Grace of God

08-10-05, 06:33 PM	#15
bassfisher02 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 4,765	nope, there is no exit ramp, its just a small over pass. __________________ Good Fishin'

08-10-05, 06:36 PM	#16
Dyas BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2005 Location: Saraland, AL Posts: 1,995	I have no clue....................... haul the overpass __________________ Southern by birth, Redneck by choice... Saved by the Grace of God

08-10-05, 06:37 PM	#17
bassfisher02 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 4,765	nope. its so easy. __________________ Good Fishin'

08-10-05, 06:41 PM	#18
Dyas BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2005 Location: Saraland, AL Posts: 1,995	UUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH....................... Dont go through it at all __________________ Southern by birth, Redneck by choice... Saved by the Grace of God

08-10-05, 06:47 PM	#19
bassfisher02 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 4,765	nope, he has to get to his delivery. __________________ Good Fishin'

08-10-05, 06:52 PM	#20
Dyas BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2005 Location: Saraland, AL Posts: 1,995	Go around............. __________________ Southern by birth, Redneck by choice... Saved by the Grace of God

08-10-05, 07:15 PM	#21
basscatcher03 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: round,rock texas Posts: 239	i think he can take all of his stuif and deliver it to the guy who ordered it __________________ fishing is not a matter of doing its a matter of life GIG 'EM AGGIES screw the sips

08-10-05, 07:21 PM	#22
Dyas BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2005 Location: Saraland, AL Posts: 1,995	He is delivering it.............. __________________ Southern by birth, Redneck by choice... Saved by the Grace of God

08-10-05, 07:31 PM	#23
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	drop his air bags. sinks the truck/trailer 15 " drives through . come on dude a harder one think for you ask stupid questions. my turn a nickle is made from silver but a silver dallor is made from nickel ok why?? zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

08-12-05, 07:57 PM	#24
bassfisher02 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Tallahassee, Florida Posts: 4,765	or let a small amout of air outta the tires....he is only 1 1/2'' taller. __________________ Good Fishin'

08-12-05, 08:01 PM	#25
basscatcher03 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: round,rock texas Posts: 239	um i got one y is that cats lick them selfs __________________ fishing is not a matter of doing its a matter of life GIG 'EM AGGIES screw the sips

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