JB's Country Song List!

JB · 02-01-06, 04:44 PM

JB's TOP COUNTRY & WESTERN SONGS

17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your *** Out All Day Long

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

6. My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

5. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And the Number One song is . . .

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few

JB · 02-01-06, 04:45 PM

lmao at #12...thats classic!

striker23 · 02-01-06, 05:29 PM

right on JB #12 is so true

PowerBass · 02-01-06, 06:25 PM

lol, 16 is the best song!

Dyas · 02-01-06, 07:55 PM

16 is awsome... Might have to sing that at the Valentines Dance lol........

#3 is a Classic....

abarker · 02-02-06, 03:07 AM

JB? Do you get out much? If not then maybe you should. Just Kidding. You never cease to amaze me. I would have to agree with everyone else. #12 is the true classic

JB · 02-02-06, 11:01 AM

abarker,
Actually I work 6-7 days a week and run several other internet sites, but do have some extra time at work or sippin on a buttwizer, (i mean budweiser) at home while listening to Zappa Cds .lol

Bassgrl81 · 02-02-06, 09:39 PM

nice! very nice!!

Trista

02-01-06, 06:25 PM	#4
PowerBass BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 2,638	lol, 16 is the best song! __________________ fivealivebassmasters.com

02-01-06, 07:55 PM	#5
Dyas BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2005 Location: Saraland, AL Posts: 1,995	16 is awsome... Might have to sing that at the Valentines Dance lol........ #3 is a Classic.... __________________ Southern by birth, Redneck by choice... Saved by the Grace of God

02-02-06, 03:07 AM	#6
abarker BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Sugar GRove, Va Posts: 34	JB? Do you get out much? If not then maybe you should. Just Kidding. You never cease to amaze me. I would have to agree with everyone else. #12 is the true classic __________________ Catch me a fish and I will eat it. Teach me to fish and you will NEVER see me again. ;)

02-02-06, 09:39 PM	#8
Bassgrl81 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Charleston, SC Posts: 126	nice! very nice!! Trista __________________ There is certainly something in angling that tends to produce a serenity of the mind. ~Washington Irving

02-01-06, 04:44 PM	#1
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	JB's Country Song List! JB's TOP COUNTRY & WESTERN SONGS 17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your * Out All Day Long 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now 6. My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him 5. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer And the Number One song is . . . 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few**

02-01-06, 04:45 PM	#2
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	lmao at #12...thats classic!

02-01-06, 05:29 PM	#3
striker23 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ashburn, Virginia Posts: 199	right on JB #12 is so true

02-02-06, 11:01 AM	#7
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	abarker, Actually I work 6-7 days a week and run several other internet sites, but do have some extra time at work or sippin on a buttwizer, (i mean budweiser) at home while listening to Zappa Cds .lol

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