Just wanted to try and MAKE UP FOR MY EXTREME ERROR IN JUDGEMENT

[joedog]

If you have a hearing aid, if you have a partner, if you go to church, if you ever have been stared at, if you can't afford batteries, if your a wife or husband, if you ever accidently farted in church or in public, if your old, if you don't want to smile, PLEASE DO NOT READ!!!!!


An old couple was sitting in church and the wife noticed that people were staring at her.
She leaned across to her husband and whispered, "I've just let go a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"
He said, "I think you should get fresh batteries for your hearing aid."

I know this won't make up for my poor judgement but maybe you can be pissed at me with a smile.

Everyone have the very best weekend you possible can, PLEASE!