Sinuses problems, pens and thermometers

[CarpMan]

Me and the C Man have been sleeping in the barn loft. Aunt Gurtie is visiting from the West Coast, and she has a terriable habit of passing gas, and says she can't hear or smell it. We took her to the Dr. he gave fer a prescription, and said take one a day for seven days. She went back to him today, and sade Dr. I don,t know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm passing gas just as much and they're still soundless, but now they smell terrible... He said "Calm down, Aunt Gurtie.'Now that I've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing. ...Now I don't trust that Dr. He took Aunt Gurties temp with a rectal thermometer, which I didn't see. On the way back to the farm, she wanted to stop and get a small check cashed. We were in the bank and I noticed that same Dr. preparing to write a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to write with it, then he relaized his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyanceand said " Well that's just great.. some butthole has got my pen." I shure hope she will be ok. Polly and C Man