Joke of the day

[stevomac59]

An old couple visited Jerusalem on vacation, however a few days into

there visit, the wife of the couple passed away. When the old husband

met with the undertaker, the undertaker stated:" you can have her

shipped to the US for a price of $5,000, or you can bury her here for only

$125." The old man replied..."I guess I will ship her to the US"

Shocked by this, the Undertaker replied: "Why would you spend $5,000 to

ship your wife to the US when you can bury her here, on this sacred land,

for only $125?!"

The old man(husband) replied, "a long time ago, a man passed away on

this land, and three days later, he rose again.....



I can't take that chance!!"





-stevo