Is my wife setting me up?

[fish4942]

I came home yesterday fairly late in the evening. There was about 1 ½ of day light left. My wife was sitting on the couch and the house was quiet. A quite house is not the norm when you have kids and it’s summer time. Well, the kids were at Grandma’s. So half jokingly I asked my wife “you wanna go fishing?” She jumped up and said “let’s go!” like I had asked her if she wants to go to a novelty release party at Barnes & Nobles. I mean she was scrambling to find her clothes and shoes as though she was very aware there wasn’t much daylight left. I’m thinking to myself “He11 Yeah!”.

But then I got to thinking: is she setting me up for some event she’s going to ask me to go to? Like a Barnes & Noble novelty release party? Or go see some Love Story movie? Or go shopping for curtains and bed sets? Ah D4mn! I’ve been had.