08-31-11, 10:23 PM | #1 |
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You might be a fisherman if...
Not sure if this has been posted on this site before or not, but I ran across it on a MN fishing site earlier tonight and hadn't seen it before and thought some of them were funny. I don't know why, but the "palomar knot" and "four seasons" ones really crack me up.
---------------------------------- You might be a fisherman if... You have a power worm dangling from your rear view mirror because you think it makes a good air freshener. Your wedding party had to tie tin cans to the back of your bass boat. You call your boat "sweetheart" and your wife "skeeter". You keep a flippin' stick by your favorite chair to change the TV channels with. You name your black lab "Mercury" and your cat "Evinrude". You have your name painted on a parking space at the launch ramp. You have a photo of your 10 lb. bass on your desk at work instead of your family. You think MEGABYTES means a great day fishing. You send your kid off to the first day of school with his shoes tied in a palomar knot. You think there are four seasons--Pre-spawn, Spawn, Post Spawn and Hunting. You trade your wife's van for a smaller vehicle so your bass boat will fit in the garage. Your kids know it's Saturday...because the boat is gone. |
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