The Hillbilly Vasectomy

[angelus40]

The Hillbilly Vasectomy

After the 11th child, an Georgia couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy, that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. " A less costly alternative, said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Georgia) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The Georgian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see house putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count....

"1" , "2", "3" , "4" , "5" At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed count on his other hand.


please don't shoot me