JB's Country Song List!

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JB's TOP COUNTRY & WESTERN SONGS



17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine



16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your *** Out All Day Long



15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You



14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me



13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?



12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well



11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better



10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win



9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight



8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here



7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now



6. My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him



5. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger



4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly



3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure



2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer



And the Number One song is . . .



1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few