My Redheaded wife and ribeye steaks

[CarpMan]

After all these years of care and loving that Polly and me have for each other, it finally happened . Last nite we had a one sided fight, I said something that got her all fired up and in the mode to go on a stampede. It all started when I got out of the shower and walked into the kitchen with no cloths on while she wuz preparing some rib eye for our dinner... She was standing at the sink with her back toward me washing the two rib eyes, and boy did I mess things up. I said "Honey, ain’t that a good looking piece of meat." She sade "it sure is C Man". But then she turned around and looked at me and noticed the smurk on my face and knew I wasn’t talking about the rib eye.... She lost it, she hurled around and caught me on the side of my face with that 12oz ribeye. And here I’m 6’ 3 with no clothes on trying to ward of a 5’2 redhead with a ribeye in one hand and a steak knife in the other, and I’m trying to protect myself from the fury of this little red headed princesses... I’m thinking, if I can get the knife from her I can handle the ribeye, she is so fast and I’m in a defensive mode looking for something to protect me in case the knife goes flying from her hand and into or near my???. And then all of a sudden, it was over. She dropped the knife and clung to me as if I were her god or something.. Then she tells me she is sorry and how much she loves me. Polly knows I’m a real gentle man, and wouldn’t hurt anyone, unless they were picking on her. She said she had been thinking about visiting that little midget that slapped me in the face in the drug store while we were on vacation. I told her to forget him, that he was just a little person. Besides, an average size man wouldn’t stand a fat chance against Polly, much less a midget... Well, anyway it’s all over now. My ego is a little low this morning and I’m sore from running around the house..Yesterday is gone forever, and it’s a brand new day and we are going to the pond and do some carp fishen.