A modest proposal from Uncle Fly.

[CarpMan]

Originally Posted by Rebbasser

Where you been, Carpy?

How's things with you and the little woman?

Ha Reb, Good to see you. How’s the fishing out in the Lone Star? Are you keeping Fly R in the boat? Be careful with him…. Lil Red is not doing well, She read Zookers post about “Horny Toads” and ask me if I had any, I found a couple bags in the boat, she loaded her Zebco with a 5.0 ewg and off she went to the pond. Wasn’t long until she ran out of toads. She ordered 10 bgs from Bps and now she is biting her nails waiting for them to arrive. I tell you, she has put all of her other problems on the back side of the barn until the toads come. I’m telling you, that Lil 5ft red head is causing me to drink two gallons of tang every day, sure will be glad when Sheriff Buba Leroy finds her tractor,. Thanks Reb, for asking.... P/S Been doing some traveling.. Carpy from Snow hollow

[pig n jig]

Hell, The reason I can't spell correctly is I anit never paid attention while in school.I was too busy smoking dope, drinking beer, and chasing girls, or skipping school to work at the garage, because the old man I worked for needed me there.Now I weld in a F/N factory day in and day out and fish when I can, therefore I don't see much sense trying to learn now.The fish don't care if you can spell, or use correct grammar. By the way Carpy, how is your grammar ? I anit got a grammar anymore,she done passed away sometime back a spell.
Sincerely, gone fishin'

[CarpMan]

Originally Posted by pig n jig

Hell, The reason I can't spell correctly is I anit never paid attention while in school.I was too busy smoking dope, drinking beer, and chasing girls, or skipping school to work at the garage, because the old man I worked for needed me there.Now I weld in a F/N factory day in and day out and fish when I can, therefore I don't see much sense trying to learn now.The fish don't care if you can spell, or use correct grammar. By the way Carpy, how is your grammar ? I anit got a grammar anymore,she done passed away sometime back a spell.
Sincerely, gone fishin'

Whutz up pig & jig? And whutz gramur? Carpy