06-30-08, 12:48 PM | #1 |
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Stupid Warnings/Labels
On a Bicycle: Revoming wheel can inluence performance of bike. (ya think?)
On Sear's Hairdryer box: Do not use while sleeping (Man, that's the only time I've got to do my hair.) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner!! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifters special.) On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving Suggestion: Defrost (but it's just a suggestion) On Tesco's Tiramasu Dessert (printed on bottom): Do not turn upside down. (whoops, too late: you lose!) on Marks and Spencer Bread pudding: Warning: product will be hot after heating. (no sh!t) On packaging of Rowenta Iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (Whose body?) On Childrens cough medicine: Do not drive a car or operate heavy machinery after taking this medication. (Rosie, sweetie, don't use the forklift today. Mommy gave you medicine.) On Nytol Sleep aid: Warning, May cause drowsiness. (one would hope.) On most brands of Christmas Lights: For indoor and outdoor use only. (as opposed to use in outer space?!) On an American Airlines pack of Peanuts: Directions: open packet, eat nuts. (and think, someone got paid money to think of that) on a Swedish chainsaw: do not attemp to stop chainsaw with you hands. (nuff said...) on a Korean Cutlery set: Keep out of Children. (I think something was lost in the translation... I just can't put my finger on it though...) BB
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06-30-08, 12:50 PM | #2 |
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that was good gotta love comon sense
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06-30-08, 12:53 PM | #3 |
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Here's some more:
On a blanket from taiwan: not to be used as protection from a tornado On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place." On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water. On a package of Fisherman's Friend(R) throat lozenges: Not meant as substitute for human companionship. On a Magic 8 Ball: Not advised for use as a home pregnancy test. On a roll of Life Savers: Not for use as a flotation device. On a refrigerator: Refrigerate after opening. On a disposable razor: Do not use this product during an earthquake. On a handgun: Not recommended for use as a nutcracker. On pantyhose: Not to be used in the commission of a felony. On a piano: Harmful or fatal if swallowed. On a can of Fix-a-Flat: Not to be used for breast augmentation. On a Pentium chip: If this product exhibits errors, the manufacturer will replace it for a $2-shipping and a $3-handling charge, for a total of $4.97. On work gloves: For best results, do not leave at crime scene. On a palm sander: Not to be used to sand palms. On a calendar: Use of term "Sunday" for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied. On Odor Eaters: Do not eat. On a blender: Not for use as an aquarium. On a revolving door: Passenger compartments for individual use only. On a microscope: Objects are smaller and less alarming than they appear. On children's alphabet blocks: Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive. On a wet suit: Capacity, 1. BB
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