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Old 07-14-08, 07:24 PM   #1
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Ok I had some trips out this weekend and twice the river had naked women.

Luckly the second day was only thongs as the pubescent boy on board never really got a good look.

The first day was total naked-ness on a 40 plus women. My charter did not reconize it. Kinda had a leathery look. Might have mistaken her for furniture.

Must be somethng in air this time of year.

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Old 07-14-08, 10:32 PM   #2
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What?!?!? And no pics?!?!?! Come on mannnnnn, hahahahahahahaha.
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Old 07-14-08, 10:56 PM   #3
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Kinda had a leathery look. Might have mistaken her for furniture.
I thank you for no pictures, the one your words painted says enough.
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yeah pictures of something old and leathery might have a long lasting affect on some of the kids libidos that frequent the site , thanks for not sharing those mike
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Back in the sand dune bay on the Mattawoman?
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Old 07-15-08, 12:06 PM   #6
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wow.. old and leathery... thats deffinatly a turn-off lol ..
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wow.. old and leathery... thats deffinatly a turn-off lol ..
****, 18-80 blind, old, crippled, and/or crazy, thats how I likes my ladies.
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haha..whats wrong with 16 y/o 5'6" brown with blonde highlights.. oh wait did i just describe my g/f
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haha..whats wrong with 16 5'6" brown with blonde highlights.. oh wait did i just describe my g/f
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I thank you for no pictures, the one your words painted says enough.
capn, always glad to help out
bender, heres ol leather face HOT , huh

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Yes for sure.

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There was this old man who had a big boat and used to raft up with a dozen or more boats. He wore a thong and offered frozen drinks to all the young girls.

At first sight it looked like a full sweater suit.. then I focused a bit

Brain bleach me quick. Wheres my MIB flashy thing..



Ehh..

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course, over the years the MIB guys got a little...."older" rofl
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haha..whats wrong with 16 5'6" brown with blonde highlights.. oh wait did i just describe my g/f
165.6....thats a large one
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16 y/o..lol
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There was this old man who had a big boat and used to raft up with a dozen or more boats. He wore a thong and offered frozen drinks to all the young girls.

At first sight it looked like a full sweater suit.. then I focused a bit

Brain bleach me quick. Wheres my MIB flashy thing..



Ehh..

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The first day was total naked-ness on a 40 plus women. My charter did not reconize it. Kinda had a leathery look. Might have mistaken her for furniture.
wow sounds a whole lot like yankee women to me-ewww-

round here best time to work on finding the "bikini pattern" is 2 weeks before and 2 weeks AFTER collage graduation.

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Iced Frog is the key word...
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hee hee hee hee you know dats right..

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