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Old 06-26-09, 04:24 PM   #1
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A man was about to be married to his longtime girlfriend, who had a twenty one year old sister that was super hot who was always flaunting her body in front of him. One afternoon he and the sister were going over some of the wedding plans when she started to tell him how she had always had a crush on him and was offering him one night of carefree sex as she walked away she said you can either meet me upstairs or go home . He paused and thought for about thirty seconds and went running out the front door where his rest of his soon to be wifes family was cheering and clapping telling him he passed the test .

Morale of the story : Always keep your condoms in the car


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Old 06-26-09, 04:27 PM   #2
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Hahahaha...I wonder how many dudes would have failed that test?
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Old 06-26-09, 04:28 PM   #3
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A man was about to be married to his longtime girlfriend, who had a twenty one year old sister that was super hot who was always flaunting her body in front of him. One afternoon he and the sister were going over some of the wedding plans when she started to tell him how she had always had a crush on him and was offering him one night of carefree sex as she walked away she said you can either meet me upstairs or go home . He paused and thought for about thirty seconds and went running out the front door where his rest of his soon to be wifes family was cheering and clapping telling him he passed the test .

Morale of the story : Always keep your condoms in the car


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Fantastic , well told.
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Old 06-26-09, 05:02 PM   #4
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very funny man!
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Old 06-26-09, 05:26 PM   #5
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lololololol
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Old 06-26-09, 05:27 PM   #6
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very funny. where did you get that from?
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Old 06-26-09, 08:45 PM   #7
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Awesome! Thats great!
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Old 06-26-09, 09:17 PM   #8
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nice, super funny....... made me laugh and im super tired, so its funny
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Old 06-26-09, 09:29 PM   #9
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hahahaha!! ROTFl! That's great man!
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