03-05-11, 02:23 AM | #1 |
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Why Im divorced...
Figured Id pass this along...... Why I'm divorced . . . Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.' I thought.... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word.. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretaryMary said, 'Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! ' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock , when Mary knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me..' I said, 'Thanks, Mary, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go !' We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Mary said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?' I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind?' She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment; it's just around the corner.’ After arriving at her apartment, Mary turned to me and said, ‘Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.' 'Ok.' I nervously replied . She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'. And I just sat there.... On the couch.... Naked. TB
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Now that's funny
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ohhh that is funny.
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LMAO!!!! Awesome!
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He did the "naked man"!!!! It works 1 out of 3 times - so I've heard.
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Bwaaaahahahahaahahaha, dat is funny !!!!
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Now that's funny!!
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LMAO, that's a good one!
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Good stuff right there!
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Quote:
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dary!
BB That was a great joke by the way.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA thats great man. haha
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HAHAHA .Man that would be hard to explain.
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hahaha that's hilarious.
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Not for Bama. He'd just ask why she keeps it so cold in her place.....
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That's too good.
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