01-02-12, 07:03 PM | #1 |
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Important Health Update!
Great news for all of us that hate drinking our 8 glasses of water a day!
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service! Now you know why I'm so full of S***!
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01-02-12, 09:04 PM | #2 |
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That sounds pretty appetizing. Scientists have also determined that drinking 8 glasses of water a day makes you pi$$ more.
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01-02-12, 10:51 PM | #3 |
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I like your way of thinking Joedog.
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Makes peerfect sense to me!
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01-03-12, 02:28 PM | #5 |
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Like Lewis Black says "If you drank all the water that they say you should, you'd need a f&@!$ing burro to carry it around.
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