01-04-12, 05:14 AM | #1 |
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'Potentially' or 'Realistically' is there a difference?
Meaning of... 'potentially' and 'realistically'
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?" The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?" The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?" The boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a future congressman."
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01-04-12, 07:24 AM | #2 |
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GREAT Really enjoyed that. Right on about the congressman
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HAHAHAHA Thats halarious!
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01-04-12, 03:53 PM | #4 |
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Joe like I said before posting humor can be a hit or miss deal around here but that was out of the park IMO. Thanks
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01-04-12, 05:03 PM | #5 |
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Thanks all.
kenneth, I'll keep trying...at least till spring. I'll let you folks in on something. I have to get up every night at like 3-3:30 and do these blood tests, then wait 15 minutes and take shots according to the results. I don't enjoy this...actually I hate it. So being a firm believer in positive attitude I had to find a solution. Hence 'HUMOR'. Looking in the mirror only worked so long. Some of this junk really brings a huge grin to my face and I figured I'd share. I'm a little concerned with the caption posts, (which are some of my favorites), because I just came to realize the site was doing this. It may not be looked at positivly and I can appreciate that. We'll see. Now I want to get one thing very clear! I in no way want any sympathy what so ever!!! This is not a problem for me, just a slight challenge. I just didn't want you folks thinking I'm completely 'nuts' so I thought maybe an explanation maybe in order. Oh, when the wheather permits I go fishing for an hour or so. Good fishing and Good humor to everyone and ya you are a tough crowd!
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