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A man is rushed to the ER with a big bear trap slammed shut on his testicles. As the horrified doctor begins his exam, he asks in disbelief, "Man, how did this happen?!?"
The man groans, "Well, I was out hiking in the woods when I felt the call of nature. I dropped my drawers and squatted down, and the next thing I know, BAM! Doc, it was horrible......the second worst pain of my life." The doctor says, "The SECOND worst pain? Good God, what could be worse than that?" "Coming to the end of the chain....." 
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